| 00:00 - 00:03 | Musk will pay 45 million a month |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with JD Vance as VP |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He can help win Ohio here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Michigan here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This gets us Washington |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | it can keep me out of prison |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's good I like it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Gaetz has something to say |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you should hear this |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Elon is not paying the 45 million |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Vance has sex with couches |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with illegal or perverted sex fetishes leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't believe it. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Musk screws me over the money |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and Vance screws the goddamn furniture? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What kind of nutjob bonks a sofa? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm looking at twenty years |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | dropping soap at Rikers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | it could be chairs or tables |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or something in the kitchen |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It might not be true it could be a satire meme |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | it doesn't matter he could bang a porn star |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He didn't have enough money |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | or rape a shopper in New York |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and still be president |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | how can i win with a cushion humper? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could have gone with Gaetz |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or Bannon, Stone, or Flynn |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've got no chance now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Musk screwed me over the VP choice |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and now I'm stuck with Vance for Godsakes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | a lettuce would be a better choice |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What can i do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's all lost. If only I could think of something |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There must be something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There's too many couches in the country |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we'll round them up, put them in camps |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we'll need to deport them all |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Send them all back to Scandanavia |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We'll keep only the white sofas. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The rest can go back |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, JD left me for a cheap sofa too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Even Eric wears gay pants |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Vance will have to go |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe Liz Truss is available |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For now we'll have to go with Vance |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But keep him away from the Mar-a-Lago furniture |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and my desk |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | disinfect everything |
