Gigi learns Ducati has lost Jorge Martin

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In Ducati Corse HQ, Gigi Dall'Igna plots Pramac Ducati rider seats for the next season but he is up for a surprise he did not foresee.

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marc24jorge251 year ago
I loved this! I literally lol'd at Pecco being as reliable as a pierced condom and he couldn't be left alone in Ibiza without a guardian! Great job!
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00:00 - 00:03We must finalize 2025 rider contracts.
00:04 - 00:05The teams in question are
00:05 - 00:07Pramac with factory bikes
00:08 - 00:12Elsewhere we have the Team Gresini
00:12 - 00:15And team VR46, both running year old bikes
00:17 - 00:19Put Marc to Pramac.
00:19 - 00:21So he gets a 2025 bike like Martin and Pecco.
00:24 - 00:26Martin...
00:27 - 00:28Ducati CEO...
00:31 - 00:33The CEO hired Marquez to factory team.
00:34 - 00:36Martin instantly signed to Aprilia.
00:53 - 00:58I would like to converse with Tardozzi, Grassilli, Braiato and Gibertini please.
01:13 - 01:15How could we let Jorge go?!
01:15 - 01:17He is the best rider on the damn grid!
01:18 - 01:23He is leading the championship by a huge margin!
01:25 - 01:28We built him up for years and years
01:29 - 01:31No expense was spared
01:31 - 01:34Now he is only getting started.
01:34 - 01:37We need the Martinator to build our dynasty!
01:37 - 01:40Nobody else will do!
01:40 - 01:42Marc and Pecco have 10 championships
01:42 - 01:46We are not interested in the past, only the future!
01:46 - 01:48But they are both great champions!
01:48 - 01:52Marc is fast but wrecks 3 bikes on a good weekend
01:53 - 01:54Every crash is a coin flip!
01:56 - 01:57His career might end in a snap.
01:57 - 02:00And Pecco is as reliable as a pierced condom
02:00 - 02:03Blink and he crashes without apparent reason
02:04 - 02:08And you can't let him near Ibiza without a guardian.
02:08 - 02:13We needed to put Jorge Martin on a long contract!
02:14 - 02:16I had everything lined up for the future
02:17 - 02:21But now the bike with the #1 next year is an Aprilia!
02:27 - 02:29Martin wasn't from VR46 Academy
02:30 - 02:34It was I who taught Jorge how to dominate the circuit
02:34 - 02:36Beating the opponents without mercy
02:41 - 02:42How could this happen?
02:43 - 02:47I was promised freedom to lead without corporate suits intervening!
02:48 - 02:53This goes completely against my agreement with the factory!
02:54 - 02:56I cannot deal with this anymore
02:56 - 02:59The corporate clowns know only money, not racing
03:00 - 03:02They have no respect for the purity of racing!
03:04 - 03:07Maybe it means Morbidelli stays at Pramac.
03:14 - 03:16I spent years in Noale with Aprilia
03:19 - 03:23Me and Romano designed the RSW250 and RSV4
03:25 - 03:26They were good times.
03:31 - 03:33Then Ducati money whisked me away.
03:40 - 03:46Now here I am in Bologna as a puppet with corporate pulling the strings.
03:46 - 03:49I lost my star rider like a damn fool.
03:53 - 03:56I wonder if Aprilia would have me back.