| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the current situation of the dissertation. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We posponed the first chapter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the second chapter was lost |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | when we forgot to save the file. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are now writing the related work. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And those papers you already read before |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so this will go quickly. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhm professor... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | actually... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The notes were lost |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | when the cleaning cleaned my house. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except you and your advisors, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You morons! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could this happen? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Here we are, writing a PhD dissertation and still taking notes on paper. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I give you a 3000 euro computer |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and you still use paper! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even in the 90s we took notes digitally. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We inserted a floppy disk, opened the DOS editor |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and typed the shit out of it. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I cannot accept that you blame us. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is your fault! Who cannot clean their own house? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Professor, my cleaning lady is very skilled. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In my time we all did it ourselves. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We took a toilet brush |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and made the toilet look |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | like we had never taken a dump on it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You needed sunglasses just to look at it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our houses were shiny and no notes ever got lost! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And you can't even show me any other chapter yet. Pure incompetence! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have invested so much in you |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and yet a text is nowhere to be seen. I can't spend money like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where is the time when people finished in 4 years? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If it was me alone, I would have finished it already. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd have conquered the entire thesis. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Weakling! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can you spend so long on this and have no text yet? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is an incredible disappointment to see you flounder. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And meanwhile you cash every month. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I took me blood, sweat and tears to get that money! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But soon the money will end! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he can always go work in a McDonalds. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I tried so hard to motivate you |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but you always found an excuse. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But now it's time. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The chapters must be written. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And you'll see that when you believe in it, you may even finish on time. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And then it will finally be over |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and you'll forget about me. |
