| 00:00 - 00:02 | I don’t know man. Me and my primo are still waiting for the dos carnales |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | I am the authority around these parts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I had to move these cabrones |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | To look into your beautiful eyes |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | So, what’s your number? |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | What do you think of this mamada so far? |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | Yeah, the whole thing |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | You mean the pinche DJ? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Well, I’ve seen better and I’ve seen worse. The supply of the chemicals is relatively stable |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Good thing? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yeah, prevents me from punching some pendejos in the face |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | And also, some major Tapatio names are in the house |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | DJ Mau himself, some European asshole, etc |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | But it still feels like it’s lacking something |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Not sure, I increased the quantity of the chemicals but it isn’t that |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Something existentialistic is missing |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Like..ehm limon |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | A mystery guest? |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Huh? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Are you excited to know that Pa Pa Paulo Americano is going to be here? |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | Really? The one and only? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | You’re fucking with me! The double XL? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | For sure. And he’s gonna make an uncompromising video of it all |
