Early 2024 at Reague Shmitty

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Its April, 2024, and as quality slips and supervision slides we do everything we can to hide the issues without actually addressing any of them. Its all in fun, nobody get their feelings hurt

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00:00 - 00:03Welcome to the meeting about Traffic's
00:04 - 00:05Subpar reports
00:05 - 00:07basic information omitted
00:08 - 00:12body cams not worn.
00:12 - 00:15Supervisors not writing supplements
00:17 - 00:19(ShLee) Team,
00:19 - 00:21this can't be, explain
00:24 - 00:26(ShMassey) I can explain
00:27 - 00:28*bp rising*
00:31 - 00:33(ShMurray) I left my BWC in the RV
00:34 - 00:36while taking a shit
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out, except the rubberstampers
01:13 - 01:15All the money we spend on
01:15 - 01:17training, specialty schools,
01:18 - 01:23fancy ass lasers and even drones
01:25 - 01:28these "investigators" don't remember
01:29 - 01:31(Shmenna) yup, my bad
01:31 - 01:34how to ask basic questions??
01:34 - 01:37How can you miss such basics?
01:37 - 01:40Do you need a captain to hold your hand...
01:40 - 01:42CID can do it for us!
01:42 - 01:46Its basic interviewing!
01:46 - 01:48they have magic interview powers
01:48 - 01:52its called talking to people!
01:53 - 01:54who what
01:56 - 01:57When, why where and how!
01:57 - 02:00were you driving the car? Did you see
02:00 - 02:03the motorcycle before driving forward?
02:04 - 02:08(Shmenna)Yeah, definitely my fault
02:08 - 02:13was anyone else in the car with you?
02:14 - 02:16have you had anything to drink today?
02:17 - 02:21This is not difficult!
02:27 - 02:29my blood pressure
02:30 - 02:34I think i need an ambulance
02:34 - 02:36I should demote you all!
02:41 - 02:42but we don't do that
02:43 - 02:47not here. Not for incompetence
02:48 - 02:53So instead, to fix this issue
02:54 - 02:56promotions for everyone
02:56 - 02:59and in the future, call CID
03:00 - 03:02for everything
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, lesson learned, itll be fine
03:14 - 03:16so that they can hold your
03:19 - 03:23little hands
03:25 - 03:26and make sure
03:31 - 03:33everything gets done right
03:40 - 03:46Make it mandatory, CID to all fatalities
03:46 - 03:49now, someone call the ambulance
03:53 - 03:56Semper Fi you c0ck$ucker$