| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the meeting about Traffic's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Subpar reports |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | basic information omitted |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | body cams not worn. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Supervisors not writing supplements |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | (ShLee) Team, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | this can't be, explain |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | (ShMassey) I can explain |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | *bp rising* |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | (ShMurray) I left my BWC in the RV |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | while taking a shit |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except the rubberstampers |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | All the money we spend on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | training, specialty schools, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | fancy ass lasers and even drones |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | these "investigators" don't remember |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (Shmenna) yup, my bad |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | how to ask basic questions?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can you miss such basics? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do you need a captain to hold your hand... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CID can do it for us! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Its basic interviewing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | they have magic interview powers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | its called talking to people! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | who what |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When, why where and how! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | were you driving the car? Did you see |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the motorcycle before driving forward? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | (Shmenna)Yeah, definitely my fault |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | was anyone else in the car with you? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | have you had anything to drink today? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is not difficult! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | my blood pressure |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I think i need an ambulance |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I should demote you all! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but we don't do that |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | not here. Not for incompetence |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So instead, to fix this issue |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | promotions for everyone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and in the future, call CID |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | for everything |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, lesson learned, itll be fine |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | so that they can hold your |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | little hands |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and make sure |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | everything gets done right |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make it mandatory, CID to all fatalities |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | now, someone call the ambulance |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Semper Fi you c0ck$ucker$ |
