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00:00 - 00:03Today President Biden delivered a SOTU speech.
00:04 - 00:05The state of the nation is strong.
00:05 - 00:07And only getting stronger.
00:08 - 00:12The speech was enthusiastically received throughout the country
00:12 - 00:15and it also received a positive reaction internationally.
00:17 - 00:19An unpleasant suprise.
00:19 - 00:21Fortunately our response was rock solid.
00:24 - 00:26My leader...
00:27 - 00:28Britt....
00:31 - 00:33Britt´s speech was a complete failure.
00:34 - 00:36School play level and delivered from a kitchen
00:53 - 00:58All the speech planners stay, others depart.
01:13 - 01:15What the hell???
01:15 - 01:17How did we manage to botch this??
01:18 - 01:23We had the opportunity of our lives to address and inspire the entire nation
01:25 - 01:28and show everyone what we are made of.
01:29 - 01:31And this is our response.
01:31 - 01:34This is worse than I could ever imagine.
01:34 - 01:37America's mother whispers and grins like a mentally challenged person.
01:37 - 01:40No credibility and message, totally unbelievable.
01:40 - 01:42Leader, I can´t allow this. She even changed her voice.
01:42 - 01:46Her voice? Overly dramatic rebuttal.
01:46 - 01:48Leader, this is totally unacceptable.
01:48 - 01:52You arrogant pricks seem always think you know everything.
01:53 - 01:54Go to hell!
01:56 - 01:57It doesn´t convince the public
01:57 - 02:00that you put a female senator in the kitchen
02:00 - 02:03tell totally implausible stories with tears in her eyes.
02:04 - 02:08This failure will show in the polls and I will personally hold
02:08 - 02:13you responsible for this and you will know when the hammer hits.
02:14 - 02:16I had everything under control.
02:17 - 02:21Years of incompetent officials and who´s left: Stalin
02:27 - 02:29I aced a cognitive test.
02:30 - 02:34Only I, only I can fix this.
02:34 - 02:36Whole Europe wants me back.
02:41 - 02:42Disappointment.
02:43 - 02:47Everything was ready and she just had to deliver a normal speech.
02:48 - 02:53It's horrible the kind of performance we presented to the people
02:54 - 02:56Somebody is going to pay for this mess
02:56 - 02:59We had only one chance and we blew it.
03:00 - 03:02Who the hell came up with the idea to hold that speech in the kitchen?
03:04 - 03:07Don´t worry, we belong in the kitchen.
03:14 - 03:16What else could we expect...
03:19 - 03:23She was a rising star in our party.
03:25 - 03:26Not anymore.
03:31 - 03:33Everything... is lost.
03:40 - 03:46In the cognitive test you just have to remember five words in the right order.
03:46 - 03:49They thought I wouldn´t remember.
03:53 - 03:56I nailed it.