| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today President Biden delivered a SOTU speech. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The state of the nation is strong. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And only getting stronger. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The speech was enthusiastically received throughout the country |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it also received a positive reaction internationally. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | An unpleasant suprise. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Fortunately our response was rock solid. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Britt.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Britt´s speech was a complete failure. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | School play level and delivered from a kitchen |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the speech planners stay, others depart. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did we manage to botch this?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We had the opportunity of our lives to address and inspire the entire nation |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and show everyone what we are made of. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And this is our response. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is worse than I could ever imagine. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | America's mother whispers and grins like a mentally challenged person. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No credibility and message, totally unbelievable. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Leader, I can´t allow this. She even changed her voice. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Her voice? Overly dramatic rebuttal. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Leader, this is totally unacceptable. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You arrogant pricks seem always think you know everything. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go to hell! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It doesn´t convince the public |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that you put a female senator in the kitchen |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | tell totally implausible stories with tears in her eyes. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This failure will show in the polls and I will personally hold |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you responsible for this and you will know when the hammer hits. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had everything under control. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Years of incompetent officials and who´s left: Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I aced a cognitive test. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Only I, only I can fix this. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Whole Europe wants me back. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Disappointment. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everything was ready and she just had to deliver a normal speech. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's horrible the kind of performance we presented to the people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Somebody is going to pay for this mess |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We had only one chance and we blew it. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who the hell came up with the idea to hold that speech in the kitchen? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don´t worry, we belong in the kitchen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What else could we expect... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She was a rising star in our party. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not anymore. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everything... is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In the cognitive test you just have to remember five words in the right order. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They thought I wouldn´t remember. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I nailed it. |
