Hitler finds out his renovation is over budget
73 views • 2/14/2024
Reno overbudget? Hitler feels your pain
Prepared by
Rob Gallop- SGDI @sarahgallopdesign
| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, your renovation project |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need to discuss |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your home in Berlin, the budget |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are having issues getting supplies and trades to site |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Materials and subcontractor costs are high |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, I have heard |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Things are a little bit more expensive |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its not..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is not a little bit more |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its almost 50% over budget |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but the builder, his PM and estimator leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me it was accurate |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You incompetent morons |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did that interior designer fuck this up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shes incompetent! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How is this even fucking possible! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You MOTHER FUCKERS, have no idea! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did I hire a bunch of absolute imbeciles |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can try to change the specs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What good will that do. 50%!! Did you fail basic math |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we can reduce the scope? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How the fuck can we do that! It's torn apart!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Smart toilets!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I guess those are gone now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Am I to wipe my ass like a peasant |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Goodbye beautiful custom details |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You sell me on energy upgrades, air-tightness bullshit! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How are we finding this out now? You budgeted 2 months ago!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | absolutely insane you assholes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | what am i supposed to do, we can't un-demo you assholes! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I deserve better than this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I deserve perfection god dammit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I need my Anne Sacks tile |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We spec'd real marble |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I have to get knockoff bulshit! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How dare you show me stuff I cannot afford |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You set me up for disappointment |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You miserable shitheads- I have a reputation |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who proposed the materials? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry its not your fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will be a joke to all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | People will think I am broke AF |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who will take the blame? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who put the budget together? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have to change every single thing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It has to look as good, but cost less |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell my designer we need to start over |
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