Adi plays Total War Attila against an asshole
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Onkel Adi plays Total War Attila, and loses due to bad programming, busted political system and pathetic lies.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the situation on the fronts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | French are attacking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To Italy, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And italians and muslims are also on the attack |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So, situation is bad |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Capture of Paris |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Will destroy their economy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My king... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The armies... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Were almost completely destroyed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One army had to fight alone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone to leave except the generals |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT WAS ALL PLANNED! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW DO THOSE FROG FUCKERS DESTROY OUR ARMIES?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE HAD THE TROOPS SET FOR YEARS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCKING TRAITORS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE SHOULD HAVE CONQUERED LOTHARINGIA |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PIGS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TRAITORS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My king, there were too many |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THEY ARE FRENCH |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they saved money like jews! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ALL ARE DOGS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | COWARDS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEY CAN CONQUER ITALY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT NOT SOME BAGUETTE FUCKERS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND OUR SO CALLED BROTHERS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE SHOULD HAVE FUCKED THEM IN THE ASS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LIKE WE DID TO HUNGARIANS AND EVERYONE ELSE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | "we were just getting rid of fog of war" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FUCKING PEUGEOT FAGGOTS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We had everything in our hands.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But we were betrayed! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ALL EUROPE SUCKED MY DICK! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | traitors...ALL OF THEM! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE FUCKING FRENCH ASSHOLE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WANTED TO DROWN HIM IN GERMAN SHIT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they had too much money... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WHAT FUCKING REIMS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HOW DID THEY DEFEAT THE NORTHERN ARMY |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Gerda, we can move to Wessex |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was stabbed in the back... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I spent so much fucking gold |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In navy... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war...is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The fucking Spearmen also.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Were as useful as Gaetulians.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me be... |