| 00:00 - 00:03 | Opponants are scoring at will |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | shooting pucks left and right |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | not even the 5 hole is safe. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our forwards are injured |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | running 7 D is nessisary. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The GM will sign Patrick Kane |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can bring veteran leadership. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kane.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kane has signed in Detroit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Besides, he's ancient, and the cabbies would revolt! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These men will stay here: Granato, Bales, Ellis, Smith |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you think after all |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the free agents we've signed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | this team would still be a bottom feeder? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We traded, O'reiley, and Eichel. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We signed Thompson and Power to long term deals! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dahlin is a Norris Trophy candidate! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The fans even nicknamed you, "Donny Meatballs" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't even like spaghetti. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, you are over reacting. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I thought your job as coach was to motivate the players! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, we gave them a foosball table. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Foosball? Bugger that! Take it out! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | When they can play hockey, they can play foosball. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Back in my day, we listened to records |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and farted at girls |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | chased them across the playgrounds! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These "hockey players" are too soft. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Maybe we should bring in more grit. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want this arena to be filled again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | so we can sell fans $17 cans of beer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I think i need a beer right now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why did I buy this team anyways. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | have you seen the price of oil these days? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | People are going to start buying electric cars. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This team hasn't made playoffs in 13 years |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | when half the league makes it in. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What are we going to do about the power play? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We put Okposo on it, but they still can't score. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | worst in the league, can't you see? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There there, the penalty kill is still top! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My orders have fallen on deaf ears. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Fans have been calling for a sale of the team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They may even relocate to Atlanta. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But if you think i'm going to let them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | move the Sabres to Quebec |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they are sadly mistaken! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do whatever. |
