The Champ still needs a lift
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Champs's rage - downfall parody about not getting a lift to the golf trip
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 10th Cunry Cup will be played at the South Coast, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here at Bermagui on Friday, and here at Narooma on Saturday. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Interest has been significant this year, given the COVID delay, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and we should have sixteen, so a big field this year. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also, lifts have been pre-arranged. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sha. I’ll get a lift in Seyi’s car on the Friday. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Chase can drive. The Champ can smash tins on the way over. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | CJ… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Seyi… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Seyi, Chase, Pedro and Pommy have voted. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You’re driving. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who don’t want a Bryson deChambeau powerfade to the chin should leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | “Voted”? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do mean “voted”?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Are you taking the gas? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who do these blokes think they are?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is a bigger betrayal than Eddie dropping Quade and Crazy Eyes. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where’s my phone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is absolute bullshit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The Champ doesn’t drive apart from the tee box! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CJ, you never drive. It’s your turn, for God’s sake… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Mouse – I live for the tins! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You’ll just have to get another lift then. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | With who? You? Suck my balls mouse. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don’t want to talk about rainfall for three hours. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Stopping at every servo or fruit stand to talk rain and dirt with cunry inbreds. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I would rather be the middle caboose in the train than endure that. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is this my only option? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Driving with you or driving the others? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What about Skel? Surely he will drive the Champ and listen to awesome stories. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The Champ needs to smash tins all trip! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am a legend on the gas! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I blame TA for this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know it can’t be his fault, but I am blaming the Mayor. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Handicaps, dumb awards - fucking dictator. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He put me in Team Pakistan!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fat bastard. This is a debacle! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone will pay for this once I win. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I am the business and I say what happens on Cunry Cup! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am boozing as a passenger this year. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No-one is taking my spot in the car! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok dear – IAJBS has medically retired him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am fit and killing it this year. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My victory is a fait accompli. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Champ will be boozing from Canberra to coast. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then I will have first place wrapped up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will be hitting arrows after tins, you just watch. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You fucking plebs have no chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Champ is coming to win this year. |