| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been listening to podcasts and mock drafting all offseason |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It looks like you're going 14-0 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And easily winning the championship |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now all you need to do is follow the plan. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you'll get another jersey in January |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Shouldn't be a problem |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I always make the playoffs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Our great leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You uhmm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You're 1-6 after 7 weeks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And in 12th place |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody except Ekeler, Conner, Wilson, Jeudy and Cooper leaves the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK GUYS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You were supposed to lead us to glory |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You're making Pizza and Tomi look good |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should drop all of you now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You useless fucking imbecilles |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even you Garrett Wilson |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Garrett Wilson: It's not my fault Aaron Rodgers got injured |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can't expect me to perform on the same level |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're a disgrace to all fantasy owners |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FOR FUCK'S SAKE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Useless cunts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They'll get to choose my team name |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | God knows what they're gonna come up with |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Commish sucks donkey dick" or some shit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know what that will do to my reputation?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They'll never respect me again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And probably replace me with that hairy cunt Dayna |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You have to fucking fight |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Win like your lives depended on it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's not that fucking hard |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You fucking traitors |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE DISAPPOINTED OR MISERABLE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's impossible to enjoy Sundays now |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because of you guys |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Soon I'll have to watch Miriam's interior design shows instead |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they're fucking worthless |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They're not as bad as he says, Miriam |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We were supposed to rule PMB |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And make our opponents shit their pants every week |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now it's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll delete the league by week 12 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The last thing we want is Freddy winning the league |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It would haunt us for months |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us all |
