Maschavang's mental breakdown
47 views9/23/2023
Basically anub progress with The Exiled as rhe wipes takes their toll on Maschavang and induce a psychosis
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | Mascha: So we get the message, ''whisp inv raid is starting'' |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Mascha: Its 9:00 and we still havent pulled |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Mascha: Karzi's 2005 dell laptop crashed again |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Mascha: hes been offline for 45 min and instead of pugging we are sitting around making memes |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Mascha: When he comes back we wipe twice on northrend beasts |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | TWICE |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | fucking twice |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Mascha: Two people managed to get hit by Icehowl charge |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | twice...... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Mascha: and people start hugging eachother on a spread mechanic, causing another wipe |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Mascha: Kerriigan is beyond pissed at this point |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Mascha: a literal hour and a half spent now and we are basically where we started |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Mascha: AND THE BEST PART |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Mascha: WE FUCKING WIPE ON VALKYRS |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Mascha: THE EASIEST BOSS IN THE GAME |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Mascha: HOGGER IS LEGIT HARDER |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | and then |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | we start anub with this roster of clowns |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Mascha: And we expecting to make progress |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Mascha: I was legit browsing reddit at this point, various vent subs to dull my psychosis |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Mascha: We had fucking exocrine |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Mascha: we dare not speak his fucking name anymore |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Mascha: But okay lets be serious |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We made it to the boss, Kerriigan explains the tactics |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Mascha: you know, how to kite, no army of the dead etc |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Mascha: So we start ''progressing'' this 14 year old content |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 14 years old.. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Mascha: by this point my spine has herniated |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Mascha: Constantly leaning forward to type but realizing how fucking futile it is |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Mascha: These apes wiped on valkyrs |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Mascha: its hopeless |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | exocrine.... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Mascha: we actually make it to 30% |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and exocrine pops fucking army, wiping us instantly |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Mascha: By this point i can hear Kerriigan melt and merge into his chair, and they become one mass |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | but he still thinks u can kill it? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Mascha: YES, he still has hope bless him |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Mascha: Im a toilet salesman and even i havent seen shit like this |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Mascha: Exocrine is still in btw, hes still allowed to play |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Mascha: Kerriigan isnt even playing at this point, hes watching the kiters with binoculars |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and did that help? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Mascha: ofc not, people sprint north when hes yelling at them to go south, its pointless |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Mascha: We may as well not have a raidleader, every pull looks exactly the same |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Mascha: But u know we pushed it to 30% a few times |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Mascha: Dareon kites like a slowed combat rogue in classic without vanishing powder |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Mascha: And u know of course we actually get pretty close to killing it |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Mascha: And then Gyurik's router pulls a karzi and we're back to square one |