| 00:00 - 00:03 | ... and needs only one empty pile to win. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But we could buy ... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... this last Province ... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ... although we don't have enough Treasures or payload. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So that brings us to the start of our turn. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have Piazza ... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... and we topdecked a Margrave. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The opponent ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | When our opponent played Clerk ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ... we topdecked an Estate. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody please leave this room, except the people that paid for a subscription. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why an Estate!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why would we topdeck an Estate!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did you all forget we bought Piazza?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are only a few VP behind. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But we are going to lose! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our entire deck is a mess! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Could someone explain to me for example ... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... why we bought a card like Rats!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That is a good card, because ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We have no trash-for-gain cards, what were you thinking? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Didn't you see that Ratcatcher? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ratcatcher is not trash-for-gain, dickwad! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It just trashes! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Noobs like you think ... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... there is some synergy between ... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ... a card called Rats and a Ratcatcher. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But if your rank is above 50 like mine ... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ... you know that the themes in this game don't make sense at all! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's that Transmute I should've bought. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But you all kept saying Alchemy is the worst expansion ever! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have the best ideas here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was my idea to trash all those Coppers. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So our deck is now efficient! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Noobs. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm surrounded by noobs and dickwads like you! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now we have this deck full of crap. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I mean a card like Poor House. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Someone decided to buy Poor House! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | With like a gazillion Silvers in our deck! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we have Feodum! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The opponent will win next turn. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We were doomed in Turn 1 already with his 5/2 split. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll pretend we can still win. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But when that asshole says 'gg' too early in the chat ... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... I will call him out on his luck! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's buy a Silver. |
