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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lets make a small debrief about our morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ott was on Shakedown |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The stage was run around Kastre |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He had great speed on first pass but then one cylinder started to fail |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then we towed him back to service with our Transit |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Were all the cylinders working at the start? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And the electronics also? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I don't know how to... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | From the beginning it sounded like something is fucked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We heard a knock |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Now, everybody fuck off except Malcolm, Rich and the fucking engine guy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We are so fucked that we've become the inspiration for a new reality show called 'Disaster Olympics |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We bring our trucks and tents to Estonia. To put on a show for Ott's home fans |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And then on SHAKEDOWN! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ON THE FUCKING SHAKEDOWN GUYS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our fucking ecoboost already fell to pieces |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did you check the fucking fluids yesterday evening?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or were you busy getting rejected by Estonian blonds?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We checked everything. I promise!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up! You don't even know how to check the oil level! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I know very well how to check the oil level |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well why the fuck were you trying to do it in the boot?!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why the fuck did I hire you? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So that our engines would be reliable |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and everything would work like clockwork |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and that Ott wouldn't have to worry about this shitbox breaking down all the time |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the result? We can't even do 2 passes of Shakedown!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Every time Ott leaves the Service, everybody is holding their breath |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've had enough of all of you!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Every rally it's the same shit, nothing is working properly |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm embarrassed in front of the Estonian fans |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Santa brought tickets to men and children, so they could watch Ott |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I personally played santa in three different households |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everybody had high expectations |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They were higher than they've ever been before Rally Estonia!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now we sit in the service park like knobheads, walking around apologizing to people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just because one guy forgot to check the oil level |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He had one job and couldn't even do that! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who the fuck even brought him to this rally? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry. I wont tell anyone that your husband has only worked with bicycles before |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what else to say |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have royally fucked ourselves |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | fuck... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If you don't know how to check the oil level... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tomorrow you will show everybody how do you check the Oil level |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Do it on one of the Junior cars |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see if he makes it out of service |