| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kinger, we're not certain, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but it's not looking good |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Only one group left out |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and we still need 2 points for the half |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we are 2 down with 2 to play |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least 2 points. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least 2, yes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kinger, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | USA |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | USA could win the trophy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Perhaps too early to call though |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone please leave apart from Ders, Chedzey, Olaf and Lind |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | One match is one point |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking arseholes |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even fucking Howie can count that |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The last time we lost, we played in another country |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Nixse has made Victory chilli |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Hot and spicy so I can taste it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now Matty and his bunch of muppets |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | are coming over to eat my food and drink my beer |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kinger, it could be frozen and eaten next year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck next year, it's already on the stove |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kinger, chilli freezes really well |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I hope they choke on my mince |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and gag on my cider |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Their stupid smiling faces |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | their crappy red shirts |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | round my house gloating |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Grinning like wanking Japs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you think I invite them so we can toast their victory? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Of course I fucking don't |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's our party, our victory |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're not supposed to win |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every year I give you all more shots than you need |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Enough to win regardless of the morning score |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | In they come at lunchtime, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | all happy, all chippy, Matty and his bottle of fucking red |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and then we go out and thump them in the singles. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Thats how it works |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its my fucking golf day |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I get to win. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Nix, we love your chilli |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give them all the rabbits |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Anyone who has ever played plays for us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We get all the shots |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This cannot happen again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Changes will be made, Ollie will play and win |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I shall see to that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put the garlic bread in |
