PO Nermin and the team
17 views • 3/22/2023
An incident causes the PO to lose his cool. Now several members of the team fear the consequences of the outburst
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new reverse geocode is working as expected |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can get addresses from the whole world |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Including places within Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have run tests with the limited test token |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we just got the results back |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, no scope creep |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I wont need to lie this time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | PO Nermin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Someone... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Someone left it running in prod for a full month |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | 120 million accidental requests was sent to HERE |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone not in team Desperados to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO COULD BE THIS STUPID? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU TALK ABOUT QUALITY FIRST |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | EVEN PETER CHRISTOPHER WOULD HESITATE TO RELEASE THIS! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO LINE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I HAVE BEEN LYING CONSTANTLY FOR THIS TEAM |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE BYTEME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THIS CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The test analysis will prevent this in the future |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT HAS NEVER BEEN USED |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just ask Sima and she will explain |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What a good suggestion, you bonehead! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | SHE DOESNT EVEN GET IT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And when we try to show.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the terrible quality to the IHU team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They call it ANECDOTAL evidence |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | LARS HASNT HAD A SUCCESFUL TRIP SINCE HIS LAST CAR |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IM TIRED OF PROVING EVERYONE ELSE WRONG |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND THE OVERTIME THAT WILL COME WITH THIS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FOR THE NEXT PI I WILL MAKE SURE WE DOUBLE EVERY ESTIMATED STORY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If this continues.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will need to increase my gym sessions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not even Amrit is scared of me anymore.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | För helvete.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How does these things come up right before PI-PLANNING? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was just about to book a vacation too expensive to cancel |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now I am stuck dealing with this team |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And not to speak about that guy Bure |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Jumping into every slack conversation I ever had |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Dont worry, I will put this as an improvement on the retro |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Nä fyfan... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If it continues like this I need to find something else |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | spread my wings |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have been looking.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There is a position at a company nearby which I am going to apply for |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've heard their soup is delicious |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I will have quality there |
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