| 00:00 - 00:05 | I have a 10:12 tee time on Cypress |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Guy comes over, |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | It’s Sam Poots |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I thought he was lost or something |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | You had to see his shirt |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Seriously |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It had Pink Unicorns and Flowers |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | This fuckin thing was a disaster |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Unicorns!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He sits in the cart and starts showing me the shirt |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I spit out my beer and and almost crashed the cart |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I think I pissed myself too |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Then he asks me…. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | You wanna play from Blue |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | This guy can’t hit a ball 160 yards |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And he wants to play the Blues |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Blue! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I picked up my phone to take a picture |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Because no one will believe me |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I told him I love the shirt and wanted one |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I took the picture |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I sent that picture to my friends for a month |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But we played from the Blues |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And we had fun |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Then we went back to Sams house |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Then Sam starts singing |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Singing |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He puts on music |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Neil Diamond comes on |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Sweet Caroline |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Who….? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Who….? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He starts singing |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And I piss all over myself!! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | My pants were soaked and there was a puddle on the floor |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | At Sam’s House? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, in his lanai |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He didn’t stop singing though |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | It was so bad |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I wish I had this on tape |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did you see him after that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We play every Tuesday and other events too |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He’s terrible but I like the guy |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | He does not think this is funny |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He also fell out of his cart |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He made a turn and flew out |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Hes a total Madman from Belfast |
