| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have just received a new airport submission for the Marketplace. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The developer claims to have created |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the most accurate EDDB |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However a new developer just submitted a pack that adds |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | study level chickens with sound that cross the road here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I love chicken. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's much better than anything else. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I love...(gulp) |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | chicken. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I will order a whole roasted chicken |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | before a fine ribeye steak. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The truth is ramen, water, yogurt, carrots...are better. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Thats why I prefer |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | to order pizza topped with Pineapple! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But, all you ever want is to order basic pepperoni! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | None of you can think for yourselves |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you don't think outside the box |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Birds, Night Lighting Packs, a Corvette SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You build planes, airports & a bad interface |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you say that it's quality work. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir our toolbar hides automatically |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that what you call revolutionary? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can show and hide panels. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And we were replaced with a stupid Flow wheel. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A WHEEL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We develop everything the people need |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we build planes, airports, races |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and now our toolbar is in the garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our GPS units can't even manage advanced navigation. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The power lines that we mentioned at initial launch, will they do these first too!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The partners are beating us. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm tired of announcing planes that are already out. BEAT THEM. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You forget we are game of the year... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wore aviators...Top Gun aviators |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and even wore a matching coat. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A Corvette... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | do we forget so easy about true driving pleasure, FARFEGNUGEN!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is a study level VW Bug too much to ask for? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We have the most accurate virtual world |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and here is Facebook building a metaverse online. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We have satellite coverage of the whole PLANET! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we'll launch a tik tok. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Airports and more airports... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | as if, we don't already have enough of them. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now more... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and it's even in Germany. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have already released EDDB. It looks like FSX, but it's free & default |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | AI even removed trees from the runway. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prioritize the chickens. |
