| 00:00 - 00:03 | HR: Sir he has been managing to find a new job every 6 months |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Moved between Chennai , Bangalore and Gurgaon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He came back to Bangalore again |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And then made his way to Dholpur where he has been |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ploughing fileds and feeding cattles |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay as long |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as he is staying in the company |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Respected Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He has ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pushpendra Shukla has resigned from our company |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Saying that he was made to work half an hour last week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who didn't get a salary hike last year may leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I knew this will happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We gave him the best hike last year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I also made sure the only good looking girl in the company works in his team |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know he has been playing Ludo online |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And carrom too |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That's worst than Pocket Tank |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Off-road too that he used to play in VIT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You guys shall be fired |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we have offered him a sabbatical |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sabbatical my ass.He'll spend that in watching Taarak Mehta |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We'll block his access to Youtube |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He will spend his entire day in drawing doodles |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or play tik tak toe |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He doesn't need all your |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | sophisticated things to pass time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He can even manage it without internet |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I know this man attends only one meeting every week |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The one conducted by the HR's every Friday |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That too, only when he is working from home |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and when he doesn't feel like watering plants in his backyard |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember what he told in the interview |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Give me chance Sir ! Only one chance Sir! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will make this company the best in the world. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know this is what he |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | must have said in the other company as well |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That how he doubled our profitability |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | in less than six months |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And tripled our revenue |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | through his strategic moves |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry , he has a month's notice period |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want your to tell the team |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That he has not resigned to switch. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But is considering MBA |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This would at least |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Help us in retaining the two girls |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Who were working in the company because of him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That's all I want |
