The Order in the Jungle
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The Order goes to the Jungle. Again. And like before, they are hopelessly defeated.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have new reports for you Vindicator |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A small group was seen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Heading east to the jungle |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There they encountered orcs and engaged |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And was in turn defeated, near its borders |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's alright |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It was likely just some random group |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Vindicator... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The group--... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The group belonged to the Order. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Under Eyrie's leadership. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not a Whitehawk, leave the room. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU WENT TO THE JUNGLE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE GODDAMN, MOTHER FUCKING JUNGLE?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told you, do NOT go to the jungle and provoke the orcs that dwell there! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Absolutely brainless nonsense... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I GAVE CLEAR ORDERS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND STILL YOU INSIST ON THROWING YOUR LIVES AWAY! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ONTOP OF IT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRES |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BECAUSE YOU FOOLS CANNOT PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Vindicator, it wasn't our fault. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, THYRIUS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Vindicator, I am not a whore. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are the biggest harlot in these fucking lands. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I tried for so long |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Striking deals with the orcs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only for you FOOLS to throw it away! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had to sniff the rancid breath of their fucking Warchief |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LIKE A FART THAT SLAPPED ME ACROSS THE FACE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I almost fucking threw up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And had to endure listening to her ape-like SPEECH |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I came to these lands... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was but a simple Marcheon |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now a VINDICATOR |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Irrational... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could've given you an umbrella in the rain |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and you would still choose to get soaked to your bones |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It doesn't even matter what I DO |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're just too fucking STUPID TO SAVE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we'll reroll tabaxi |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can no longer do anything |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's simply... hopeless |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're braindead |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I realise this now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm going to let you reroll with me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you are terribly mistaken |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go fuck yourselves |