| 00:00 - 00:05 | So this guy called Willy had 2 girlfriends |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The first one fucked off to munich |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The second one was a schizophrenic |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Finally he meets this nice girl online, falls in love with her |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | She doesnt meet him for 8 months |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 8 months |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | This guy |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He could have had three relationships in that time |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | This guy |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He is like: "lets meet up. Let's go on a date and have fun" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And she goes: "in 8 months" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | This should have been the end to this dumb story |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | But he just waits |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | She isnt even that pretty, I swear |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | What is he doing |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He doesnt even know her face |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | This guy |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Just because she posted a few books |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | His mother tells him the truth |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | This girl must be ugly. Run away my son. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Just watch some porn |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | But my man doesnt stop |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, but eventually they do meet up |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | She is actually cute and they live together |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But then this guy realizes |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | This bitch has PTSD |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | This bitch has PTSD |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | This bitch is scared of people |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He thinks: "Whatever it can't be that bad" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | She cant even- |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | She cant even- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Talk to his friends |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | This guy has the worst luck |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He just wants a normal Becky, without issues |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He even tried going gay but it didnt work out for him sadly |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He tried sucking dick |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes he tried sucking dick |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I don't know how to help this man |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He is like a magnet for crazy chicks |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Seriously, I wish him all the best with this one |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | He is gonna need it |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Honestly this girl is really nice but she goes crazy sometimes for no reason |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | If the lasagna isn't perfect she will cry |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | what a poor guy |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | At least her tits are nice |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Seriously, you should see them |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I think that's why he stays with her to be honest |
