| 00:00 - 00:03 | Irsay and Ballard are making moves for the Colts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Carson Wentz is traded |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we upgraded to Matt Ryan |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the Titans also traded AJ Brown to the Eagles |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the Jaguars hired a sieve in Doug Pederson and the Texans are the Texans |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | the AFC South is ours surely |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | who knows? Maybe a dark horse Super Bowl run |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I have some...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...very bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Matt Ryan is worse than Carson Wentz |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the Colts are not going to see the playoffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | to everyone who was saying the QB swap was a bad idea please leave the room and don't rub it in |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck???????? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Matt Ryan looks fucking washed out there |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | not to mention our highly paid offensive line looks like shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Matty Ice huh??? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that ice is melted in his choke jobs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the Tennessee Titans still fucking own us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Matt Ryan lead the NFL in turnovers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...and we're worse than the fucking Jaguars |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Matt Ryan was the victim of bad offensive line play in Atlanta |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | .....and yet somehow Mariota looks better with the same line |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | our line isn't much different from theirs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | our line can't pass block in a passing league for fucking shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JIM IRSAY!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Chris Ballard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | man can scout like no one's business |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but completely shits his pants in free agency |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | why the fuck didn't you go after Terron Armstead? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | instead we have Matt Pryor sucking and Bernhard Raimann who is too raw |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | right guard is still an issue too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Danny Pinter and Will Fries blow as well. This line is carried by Nelson |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | was Wentz that bad, Jim? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 27 touchdowns and 7 interceptions despite only one reliable receiver |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we just needed more reinforcements to the team |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | then Irsay |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | then decides he doesn't like him because he isn't vaccinated |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | he's the only one who wanted him traded and ordered Ballard to do it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | then he brings in a washed Matt Ryan |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...and turns us into a win now team |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the team wasn't ready to win now, dumbass |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Jim Irsay still has an amazing guitar collection |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we are so beyond ultra fucked |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we are going to have to blow it up this offseason |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jonathan Taylor may be traded |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Shaq Leonard is definitely getting traded |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Gilmore and Ngakoue are free agents who will go to contenders |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | DeForest Buckner will opt out and do the same |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to rub it in even more the Colts blew a 33-0 lead to the Vikings and lost |
