| 00:00 - 00:05 | So the dumb stormtroopers think they came up with this really clever plan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and they enacted this plan |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | to try and scare the apes. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They DRS'd a bunch of GameStop in 2nd quarter |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | only to dump them off |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | in the third quarter |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and they thought |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | the apes would get discouraged. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Can you believe it? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They actually thought gamers would walk away from a low-level challenge |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | when apes have a winning strategy. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | All I can picture is these SHF asshats reading SuperStonk every day |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | trying to figure out |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | how to manipulate |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | these highly regarded apes |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | when these regarded apes |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | can diamond hand HODL |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | longer than shorts |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | can stay solvent! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Can you believe it? Can you actually believe it? What dummies! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They're so basic. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | SHFs have lots of money |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and they even make the rules |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and they have politicians in their pockets |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and even with these advantages |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and even with cheating |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the shorts are |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | still losing! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They're so scared. They're like toddlers in the dark. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | They dumped all these shares |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | in 3rd quarter |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and the apes STILL |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | DRS'd half a million more |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | than the hedgies could dump! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Can you believe it? Can you actually believe it? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Nothing shows |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | their hand more than |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | simpleminded plays like this one. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Nothing! Can you believe it? |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | It's so clear how scared they are of what's happening. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Shorts are so fukked. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They're so fukked they're reading SuperStonk every day! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Looking at memes that make fun of them. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But these apes |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | they're not dumb. They're going to keep on |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | DRS-ing shares until this thing moons. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I don't know about you, but I like the stock. |
