| 00:00 - 00:03 | The arrangements have been finalized. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At 1830 we will depart The Weston |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at which point all area traffic will be halted. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will then motorcade down Mint Street |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | arriving at Bank of America Stadium precisely 1 hour before kickoff. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Put all the flags and magnets and shit on the vehicle.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This Tarheel game is crucial to our playoff hopes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furher....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The playoffs.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The playoffs will unfortunately not include Clemson this year. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Gamecocks kicked our ass. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who are not IPTAY members please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THEY KICKED OUR ASS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE HELL DID THEY KICK OUR ASS?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MUSCHAMP HAD THAT PROGRAM IN SUCH SHAMBLES THAT I DOUBLED HIS FUCKING SALARY!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | SON OF A BITCH. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DABO AND HIS GOOFBALL THEATRICS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ARE ONLY TOLERABLE WHEN HE WINS, THAT ASSHOLE!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he's won multiple conference and national titles... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE WAS CHEATING, CHEATING HIS ASS OFF!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furher, the church fund was untraceable.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ...AND NOW THEY ALL CAN PAY THE PLAYERS.... FUCKING NIL! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NEWSPRING'S WORTHLESS!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND WE'RE STUCK IN THIS SHITHOLE CONFERENCE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE MOLEHILL |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THE TALLEST MIDGET, BIG FISH SMALL POND.... GARBAGE!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IT STILL SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THEM 10 YEARS TO CATCH UP WITH OUR DYNASTY, BUT SOMEHOW |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BEAMER WAS STILL SOMEHOW ABLE TO DO IT... FUCK IF I KNOW HOW.... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IN ONLY 2 FUCKING SEASONS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SO GO AND TELL DABO AND HIS PIECE OF SHIT STAFF... IT'S OVER! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even from my youth |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been all in.... a beacon of Tiger pride. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Orange blood in my veins. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Because of this..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I SIMPLY CANNOT ACCEPT THAT OUR DAYS OF NATIONAL RELEVANCE COULD BE OVER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND AT THE SAME TIME THAT THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | BEAMER WITH HIS STUPID BOYISH CHARM |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND DANCING WITH HIS STUPID SUNGLASSES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHEN DABO DOES IT HE LOOKS LIKE A DORK!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Take heart, dear... We've known all along. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fucking Beamer Ball.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least.... in basketball... they have a..... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | .....new coach. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Surely we won...... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll have to delete my Twitter account now, with all the shit I talked..... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or they'll drag me through the depths of hell. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need to find some joy. |
