| 00:00 - 00:03 | We succesfully launched quest speedrunning servers a month ago |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and this wednesday we launched |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | fresh start worlds |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These new game modes will encourage more interaction and attract new players to the game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To hopefully boost our profit margins for the next two quarters |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So theres alot of players |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | playing on these new worlds? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are less than 50 players on quest speedrunning worlds |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Fresh worlds has no new players |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Okay, the team leaders stay here... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck were you thinking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We needed this to be a success |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What bunch of morons came up with this |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Were you born yesterday |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Reddit wont stop tweeting at us |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Oblivion is pming us with suggestions thinking they know what theyre talking about |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We cant have this, these hlc players |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Think they are so fucking smart |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we have seized all contact with the hlc |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT DOESNT STOP THEM, THEY HAVE MY DAUGHTERS MYSPACE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are release good content |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you even believe the words that come out of your mouth |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | B1LLYB0B13 Friend requested me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its gone so far |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That even the noobs keep track of our fuck ups |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "servers are bad", "no account security" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "no depth in the new raid","baboon room sucks" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THERE IS NO END TO THIS, MY TWITTER FEED HAS BEEN FILLED FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and the fucking collection loggers are still complaining about jar drop rate |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cant stand this anymore, youre all so incompetent I want to puke |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | some noob sent me a discord dm |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and said he works 6 jobs has 12 wives and 27 children |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and doesnt have time to get 30 agility for the varrock rooftop |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And to top it all off... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Coxie the AHKer and habitual linestepper is still not banned |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As if thats not enough |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oblivion pvm printed... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 5OOB of purples with dupe invocation bug |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | then RWT:ed it all, half the clan dont even pass their gearcheck |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay ill lend you my torva set |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is what were gonna do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Block everyone on twitter, stop reading discords |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | mute anyone who says "lag" ingame |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Increase subscription costs, let amazon advertise ingame |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Pay some fortnite streamers to say they like the game |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and add 20 new worlds to quest speedrunning |
