| 00:00 - 00:03 | The CFP Committee Has Released Results |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We Are Quite Surprised |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our Propaganda Has Failed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Some SEC Teams Made The Poll; However We Have a Major Problem |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Untermensch ACC Has Broken In |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our 3 Teams Are Present |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All is in Order Of Course |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Overlord Klatt |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Clemson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Clemson Has Crashed The Party Again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This Was Not in The Plan We Prepared |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave The Room Except Herbstreit, Fowler, Bear and Finebaum |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is Not Happening Again |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The ACC Thievery Again |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Dabo and His Band of Hillbillies Are Buggering Us Yet Another Time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Driving Over Us With His Silly ROY Bus |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (Cries ESPN Tears) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Dabo is the DEVIL, Not a Provincial Bumpkin |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He is Out to Ruin Us Everyday Everyway He Can |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | His Clemson Devours The Soul of Every Team They Play |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Klatt We Still Have UGA and Tennessee |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Kirby and Josh Will Destroy Each Other...Destroy |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Klatt They Will Only Just Trade CFP Spots |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fat Heupel and Sweaty Kirby Will Be Our Undoing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They Are Morons |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Mouth-breathing Morons |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who Only Care About Themselves Not The SEC |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Baby Gap Saban Will Make it Worse Losing at LSU |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How Did We Ever Let That Cringey Plumper Kelly In Anyway? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He Should Have Been Left to Rot at Notre Dame Forever |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I Can't Lie to America Alone |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I Need All The Media to Help |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Your Dumbfounded Touched Smiles |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Looks on Your Faces Last Night |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Were an Embarrassment to us All |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Eight Weeks of Propaganda |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 2 Months of Shilling The SEC All For Nothing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Saban is Now FIghting For His Life Against Wolverines and Frogs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I am Tired of it All |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You Are ESPN You Said You Could Get The Woke Energized |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You Would Motivate The Neckbeards and Trolls |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Be Still, The Pickleball Championship is on Soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I Suppose We Wait For The 12-Team CFP |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This We Can Stuff With Overrated Mississippi Teams |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and the Cocks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yes Even The Mayoboy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For Us 2022 is Over We Will Only Have One Team From The Uber Conference |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And They Will Likely Lose to Clemson |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe 2023 Will Be Better |
