| 00:01 - 00:06 | There has been much interest |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | In your efforts to rebuild DS this week |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | despite your leadership deleting |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Basand: Yes we have done a lot |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Shadow: As the best player in .net I can confirm that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sorry, continue |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | As the biggest carry in DS I have been sitting frex |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | continue |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | I have also been nobling tons off ashen |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | something ikea couldnt do |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | interviewer laughs |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | excuse me sorry excuse me |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | You say you're the best on .net |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | (interviewer laughs) |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I am the best on .net |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | I'm really sorry |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Lets continue, DS have lost many players |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | recently which presents a problem for you guys |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | We have brought new players in and got rid of the quitters |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | uhuh |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | And we have the best player on .net |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | I won a speed world once |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | I |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | I'm better than minty |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Only bagadzilla is better |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | interviewer laughs |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | 1v1 me minty. bagadzilla would trash you |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | interviewer laughs |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | bagadzilla is truly the greatest on .net |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | I'm not sure |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | no he is |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | trust me |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | sorry, im so sorry |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | this has been |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | very very fun |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | we must get back on track |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | I believe we have bahadzilla in the audience |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | yes |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | yes i am bagadzilla the greatest |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | minty is trash and i am the greatest |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | tell him bagad |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | ikea is trash |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | I will destroy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | all your accounts |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | your accounts will be destroyed |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | you shall |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | suffer in pain |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | (ds claps) |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | and this finishes off the interview |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | with the two most deluded |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | players and basand |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | we apologise for the absurdity |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | that shadow writes on discord |
