2017 Station Picks.

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The Captain throws his sucker down after he gets forced to Station 21.

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00:00 - 00:03Station picks have started.
00:04 - 00:05On First Shift,
00:05 - 00:07Lt. Martino took 23.
00:08 - 00:12Then on Second Shift Lt. Mangianeli also took Station 23.
00:12 - 00:15Lt. Wellhausen picked Station 24.
00:17 - 00:19That's fine,
00:19 - 00:21then I can take Station 23.
00:24 - 00:26Captain
00:27 - 00:28Schuenke....
00:31 - 00:33Lt. Long is senior to you,
00:34 - 00:36and he picked Station 23.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who isn't in favor of time in grade, GET OUT!
01:13 - 01:15ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!
01:15 - 01:17A STATION WITHOUT A CAPTAIN!
01:18 - 01:23THEY'RE FORCING ME TO THAT SHIT HOLE 21!
01:25 - 01:28A FAKE FIREPLACE!
01:29 - 01:31MOLD EVERYWHERE!
01:31 - 01:34THAT GARBAGE PICKED COFFEE DRESSER!
01:34 - 01:37THEY NEVER LOCK THE AMBULANCE!
01:37 - 01:40I HAD SCHUENKE GO DOWN THERE AND CHECK!
01:40 - 01:42But they're always out on calls?
01:42 - 01:46BULL SHIT, LOOK AT THESE BUGLES!
01:46 - 01:48CAPTAIN, they don't put the keys in their pockets.
01:48 - 01:52I'M GOING TO THE HALL AND THROWING MY SUCKER DOWN!
01:53 - 01:54PAST PRECEDENCE,
01:56 - 01:57THAT'S BULL SHIT!
01:57 - 02:00WE NEED A REPICK, NOW!
02:00 - 02:03CALL VINNY'S WIFE, SHE'S AN ATTORNEY!
02:04 - 02:08I'LL SUE THE VILLAGE AND THE UNION!
02:08 - 02:13HOW COULD THEY HAVE A STATION WITHOUT A CAPTAIN?
02:14 - 02:16NORTH HOFFMAN NEEDS IT'S CAPTAIN!
02:17 - 02:2123 WILL BE A SHIT HOLE WITHOUT ME!
02:27 - 02:29Who will fold the towels?
02:30 - 02:34With Long here, the guys will never have Tacos.
02:34 - 02:36And what about Schuenke and Mullis?
02:41 - 02:42It's cool, I know....
02:43 - 02:47I'M THE MOST TOLERANT MAN HERE!
02:48 - 02:53WHAT YOU TWO DO IN THE BUNK ROOM IS YOUR BUSINESS!
02:54 - 02:56BUT THIS IS ABOUT ME!
02:56 - 02:59NO ONE RESPECTS TIME IN GRADE!
03:00 - 03:02I HAD MORE RESPECT IN THE PRISION!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, they're just Bicurious.
03:14 - 03:16What now?
03:19 - 03:23I should've taken the buy out.
03:25 - 03:26Guys?
03:31 - 03:33I'm on the edge.
03:40 - 03:46I could always fake an injury?
03:46 - 03:49Anything to get out of 21!
03:53 - 03:56I'm taking the Fucking Moose!