Hitler finds out he's furloughed right after IOE

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Hitler is a new airline pilot who discovers his dream job is a nightmare in light of the pandemic.

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00:00 - 00:03We've canceled all flights to Asia.
00:04 - 00:05And most flights to Europe are also gone
00:05 - 00:07We may continue some Germany service
00:08 - 00:12Such as Berlin or Munich
00:12 - 00:15but only on a weekly basis.
00:17 - 00:19Who gives a crap?
00:19 - 00:21I'm bidding South America on the 767-400.
00:24 - 00:26But Sir...
00:27 - 00:28You cannot....
00:31 - 00:33The 767-400 is getting retired.
00:34 - 00:36And you're in the furlough pool for October.
00:53 - 00:58I want every senior widebody bastard to leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15Are you F$%$#ing KIDDING ME?!?!?
01:15 - 01:17What the F$#% is going on????
01:18 - 01:23I finally land my "dream job" and now I'm out the God D#$% door???
01:25 - 01:28I was going to shag a new Brazilian whore every WEEK!!!
01:29 - 01:31He would still come home to you...
01:31 - 01:3410 years as a CFI working for peanuts!
01:34 - 01:37Another 8 flying a stinking RJ!
01:37 - 01:40I thought I finally made the BIG leagues...
01:40 - 01:42But flying is forecast to return in 3-4 years!
01:42 - 01:46Who can wait 3-4 YEARS??? I just bought a 6 bedroom house!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, the banks can't foreclose. You still have a few...
01:48 - 01:52F$%# the banks! My brand new Harley arrives this weekend...
01:53 - 01:54And the roadside bars are all closed.
01:56 - 01:57I had it all figured out. Captain upgrade in 2 years.
01:57 - 02:00A new trophy wife in 5. With BIG tits...
02:00 - 02:03And an ass hard enough to forge iron on.
02:04 - 02:08Now I'm stuck with that tired old fräulein in the hallway.
02:08 - 02:13All because of some stupid little virus from China...
02:14 - 02:16Those ChiComs can rot in hell!
02:17 - 02:21I'm never eating at Panda Express AGAIN!
02:27 - 02:29What am I supposed to do now?
02:30 - 02:34Go back to instructing? With a Boeing 767 type rating in my pocket?
02:34 - 02:36Teaching idiots how to set the mixture?
02:41 - 02:42The airline LIED to me!
02:43 - 02:47Said I'd have job security until age 65!
02:48 - 02:53I'll be furloughed before completing probation...
02:54 - 02:56I'll have to tell my wife no more
02:56 - 02:59vacation plans or doctor visits.
03:00 - 03:02And her brand new Lexus has to go back to the dealer.
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry. Your old Toyota Carolla still runs.
03:14 - 03:16What happened to all the money...
03:19 - 03:23the government promised to give the airlines?
03:25 - 03:26It was supposed to save jobs.
03:31 - 03:33Keep us whole.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe I'll take what's left of my life savings...
03:46 - 03:49and buy stock in our airline cheap.
03:53 - 03:56Then I can sell it back to management at a profit.