| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gan Kim Yong: The coronavirus outbreak is out of control my fuhrer PM Lee |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are now 1,114 infections |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And more unidentified clusters over the country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | None of our measures are working |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will need to lock down the country now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just tell them to keep a safe distance |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And give everyone 2 pieces of N95 face masks |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gan Kim Yong: My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lawrence Wong: There are no face masks in the country |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We only have 2 cloth face masks for each household |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lee Hsien Loong: Those who did not say there is no need to wear a face mask in public, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where are the N95 face masks?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Didn't I say cloth face mask is useless? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now you have only cloth masks? 2 for each household? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you even know many people are there in each household? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (Josephine Teo crying) How is a family of 4 going to share 2 face masks? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | In February, I told Singaporeans there is no need to wear a face mask if they feel well |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Today, I have to tell them to wear one |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How am I going to call for the General Elections? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chan Chun Sing: My fuhrer, the WHO member Dale Fisher said there is no need to wear one |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lee Hsien Loong: Yes I did! I even gave US$500,000 to WHO and everyone praised me! But look at the numbers today! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chan Chun Sing: My fuhrer, you also gave Dale Fisher a directorship at NUH. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Lee Hsien Loong: I should have never listened to the useless god damn World Health Organisation |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 1,114 confirmed cases! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just weeks ago I was laughing at Malaysia and Indonesia |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Today we are becoming like them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | In February, I said this is no more than a flu or as serious as SARS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now more are getting infected from unknown reasons |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why didn't you tell me to take this matter seriously and lock down the country? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even our food supply is now disrupted and I have no toilet paper since March |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why do I pay you ministers millions and give you the world's highest salaries? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mahathir had it easy and bailed out early |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should have retired and passed the ball to Heng Swee Keat earlier |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Damn those fake news from States Times Review |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Who is going to vote for me this election |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When I screwed up so badly in this virus outbreak? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even my brother and sister are working against me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't they get a share of money when I remain in power? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why can't they let me build a memorial on 38 Oxley Road? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now I can't even use my father's name to get sympathy vote |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (Josephine Teo crying) Grace Fu: Don't worry, you can still be CEO of SPH |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What can we do now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is to continue lying and hope the dafts will believe every word I say |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 69% PAP voters |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We might lose this election |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Issue those 2 cloth masks to each household, and give Singaporeans more money in a third stimulus |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope they will take the money and vote us in again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's do this |
