| 00:00 - 00:03 | Reports say there were no survivors |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He entered the east side and |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Left through the west side |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The people we sent said there was only bones and rubble |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a skinned body in the city centre |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume this was |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The work of the allied forces |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was the pickle sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The one they call Rick |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except the generals leave the room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this shit?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is this a fucking joke? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're telling me a fucking pickle killed 50,000 soldiers! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You know what this means don't you |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They'll be laughing at Germany |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They'll be laughing at ME for the rest of history |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The third Reich will become a laughing stock |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you will be responsible for it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader we still have the doge meme |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The doge meme?! That fucker died years ago |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader what about the troll face? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's been missing since 2012 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're fucked. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If this information gets out |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Those retards on Reddit won't stop memeing us |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It will be posted everywhere |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It will be posted on Instagram |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then on that shitty fucking Facebook |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then finally on Ifunny |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All because of a fucking pickle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Please forgive me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But may I ask where he is now? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And if you can't answer that then |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Please god |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Please for the love of God tell me you killed him |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Because if you tell me you didn't |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll make what I did to the Jews |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Look like mercy. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Anne Frank will say thank you to me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ana everythings okay. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Russians |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Americans, and the British |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How close are they? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Answer me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cowards, your mothers intestines will be used as ropes. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And her teeth as utensils. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Retards... |
