Hitler and the loo rolls

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Hitler discovers that all the toilet rolls have been bought during panic buying.

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00:00 - 00:03.....with shortages now being predicted
00:04 - 00:05at supermarkets to the south
00:05 - 00:07and west of here.
00:08 - 00:12We cant be sure of stocks in Pankour
00:12 - 00:15due to panic buying by idiots.
00:17 - 00:19It will be fine
00:19 - 00:21We can always get toilet rolls from Aldi
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28.....Aldi..
00:31 - 00:33Aldi was cleared by panic buying yesterday
00:34 - 00:36There are no loo rolls left.
00:53 - 00:58Leave the room if you have not recently had SARS, MERS, Manflu or a cold
01:13 - 01:15Are you frikken kidding me?
01:15 - 01:17They are sold out of bog roll?
01:18 - 01:23How did you morons let that happen?
01:25 - 01:28Your ability to shop is woeful
01:29 - 01:31You could have just taken it
01:31 - 01:34You are an officer in the SS
01:34 - 01:37Yet you cant even get me paper for the toilet
01:37 - 01:40Fuck me, how do I have a shit now?
01:40 - 01:42We can always use a copy of the Sun newspaper
01:42 - 01:46The Sun?? it will just smear shit up my back!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, i've been using it for ages
01:48 - 01:52Did you even check Rewe or Lidl??
01:53 - 01:54We cant run out...
01:56 - 01:57I need the soft and long
01:57 - 02:00Impregnated with Aloe Vera
02:00 - 02:03for a superior wipe
02:04 - 02:08The sun is just one step away from
02:08 - 02:13Military ration pack bog paper
02:14 - 02:16that dissolves on use
02:17 - 02:21leaving you with a total stink finger...
02:27 - 02:29It is a good thing that Covid-19
02:30 - 02:34Doesn't cause the shits if it is contracted.
02:34 - 02:36But right now i need a poo and...
02:41 - 02:42need to lay a firemans blanket
02:43 - 02:47to stop a splashback the size of a tsunami
02:48 - 02:53and prevent pisswater from covering my arse.
02:54 - 02:56But you cockwombles couldn't even
02:56 - 02:59procure Andrex or Quilton or Tesco Value rolls.
03:00 - 03:02Now we will all suffer from stinkfinger.
03:04 - 03:07Its Ok, I knicked a roll from the Officers Mess.
03:14 - 03:16I suppose it could be worse
03:19 - 03:23We still have the hand sanitiser for
03:25 - 03:26after we use the loo
03:31 - 03:33We should buy some now
03:40 - 03:46Otherwise we will need to use soap
03:46 - 03:49and water to wash our hands.
03:53 - 03:56Fucking panic buying knobjockeys.