| 00:00 - 00:03 | The so-called "IWCP" and "5I" have made a breakthrough. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've taken control of Fort Debs... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and are now advancing on the Discord. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are using #primary-announcements to declare the end of your Chairmanship... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It seems as though we may be unable to prevent them from doing a coup d'etat. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So go give Maple Leaf the Politburo role. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He will be able to take care of it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Chairman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Maple Leaf... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ICWP and 5I were undeterred by his actions. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are all mocking him to death. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who thinks that ICWP and 5I make valid points about me, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare they usurp me! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They think they can really usurp me as Chairman! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They cannot truly overthrow the one true Chairman in a coup d'etat even if they tried! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is that what loyalty means now?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everybody is out to come and get me now! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even that tiny International Union of Collectivism group! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They fail to understand that I truly am the embodiment of communism! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All of them will be defeated and given a slap on the wrist! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Comrade Chairman, I cannot allow you to! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am the one who runs the group here! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Comrade Chairman, this is ridiculous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They won't even let me have my Political Commissars and Red Guard divisions! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How can I be like Stalin now?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They don't understand how this works! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm allowed to get what exactly what I want... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because I'm the one who owns the group! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm gonna have each and every one of those fake communists kicked... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...for thinking that they can take on I, the almighty FriedrichJacobs! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will see each of them crushed in due time... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With my LEGO NKVD just like my hero, Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They do not understand my full power... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can bang my chest like a monkey unlike them! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can drink a Capri Sun in five seconds! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But we are all doomed... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ICWP and the Fifth International have all conspired to destroy my cool Soviet Warclan! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This Soviet Warclan means more to me than any of you ever will mean to me in this life! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now get me a juice box... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am getting thirsty from all this yelling! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And none of that stupid Fruit Punch crap! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it was always a really shitty group. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I see a lack of a juice box here... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No matter... My brain has imploded. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My MSP is now completely gone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...but we're gonna make another cool Soviet group whether they like it or not. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will become LEGO Stalin. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just they all wait and see... |
