The Downfall of Cardiff Cosmos FC

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Lovegroove loses the plot when star signing Scott Mclean hasn't signed at all..

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00:00 - 00:03We're struggling for a side against Llangwynwyd FC
00:04 - 00:05Kyle Hall is stuck on a Bus
00:05 - 00:07And Witek is here selling his car
00:08 - 00:12Hustle can't be arsed and has changed his mind again
00:12 - 00:15And Naz has been found in a bush right here
00:17 - 00:19But we should be fine with
00:19 - 00:21my star signing Scott Mclean upfront
00:24 - 00:26Uhhh Gaffer..
00:27 - 00:28Scott..
00:31 - 00:33Scott signed for Alloa Athletic last night
00:34 - 00:36He said you don't know your players
00:53 - 00:58Anyone that I've fallen out with leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!!
01:15 - 01:17HE WAS MEANT TO LEAD THE LINE TODAY!
01:18 - 01:23WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO GET THE GOALS NOW!
01:25 - 01:28Scott was meant to make everything better
01:29 - 01:31BUT HE'S ROYALLY FUCKED ME!
01:31 - 01:34Gravesy couldn’t hit a donkeys arse with a banjo
01:34 - 01:37 and don’t even talk to me about the finishing of Allan Sale
01:37 - 01:40We need a striker and we can't put Ed Barrow up top
01:40 - 01:42Gaffer, we can get Alex Smith back just say sorry
01:42 - 01:46FUCK THAT GINGER CUNT AND HIS PHYSIO CHAIR!
01:46 - 01:48Gaffer, you only need to get a 1-0 win
01:48 - 01:52That is bullshit! We have to play with Flair and Audacity
01:53 - 01:54IT'S BOLLOCKS!!
01:56 - 01:57What will other teams think when we
01:57 - 02:00only put one goal past these fuckwits with 22 left feet
02:00 - 02:03We will be ridiculed and our reputation destroyed!
02:04 - 02:08We need ringers I'll fucking sign anyone, NO SUBS
02:08 - 02:13MAYBE THEY CAN HELP US EARN SOME FUCKING RESPECT!
02:14 - 02:16If only we could have a team of Nick Beckley’s
02:17 - 02:21THEN MAYBE WE COULD HOLD OUR HEADS UP AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!
02:27 - 02:29We will make do with what we’ve got
02:30 - 02:34Be solid at the back and hold out for a clean sheet
02:34 - 02:36Maybe we can hit them on the counter
02:41 - 02:42I still believe in Cosmos
02:43 - 02:47I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T BE LET DOWN AGAIN, BUT I GUESS NOT!
02:48 - 02:53What more can the Gaffer do with you weak pussyholes
02:54 - 02:56Heads will roll at the end of the season
02:56 - 02:59I’ll get rid of that wanker Anthony first
03:00 - 03:02HAS A FIRST TOUCH LIKE A FUCKING TRAMPOLINE!
03:04 - 03:07It’s OK. We still have Smiler in Centre Midfield
03:14 - 03:16What a waste of a Steve Jobs team talk
03:19 - 03:23The Fly is going to destroy me when he gets hold of this
03:25 - 03:26Maybe it's time to go
03:31 - 03:33Jonjo you'll be gone first
03:40 - 03:46Put an SOS out to the Old Boys and tell them I said sorry
03:46 - 03:49And get Ray some flaming sambuca
03:53 - 03:56Get Brownie on the phone..