The Downfall of Cardiff Cosmos FC
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Lovegroove loses the plot when star signing Scott Mclean hasn't signed at all..
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're struggling for a side against Llangwynwyd FC |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kyle Hall is stuck on a Bus |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Witek is here selling his car |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hustle can't be arsed and has changed his mind again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Naz has been found in a bush right here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we should be fine with |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my star signing Scott Mclean upfront |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhh Gaffer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scott.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scott signed for Alloa Athletic last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said you don't know your players |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that I've fallen out with leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE WAS MEANT TO LEAD THE LINE TODAY! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO GET THE GOALS NOW! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Scott was meant to make everything better |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT HE'S ROYALLY FUCKED ME! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gravesy couldnt hit a donkeys arse with a banjo |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and dont even talk to me about the finishing of Allan Sale |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We need a striker and we can't put Ed Barrow up top |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Gaffer, we can get Alex Smith back just say sorry |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THAT GINGER CUNT AND HIS PHYSIO CHAIR! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Gaffer, you only need to get a 1-0 win |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is bullshit! We have to play with Flair and Audacity |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S BOLLOCKS!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What will other teams think when we |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | only put one goal past these fuckwits with 22 left feet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We will be ridiculed and our reputation destroyed! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We need ringers I'll fucking sign anyone, NO SUBS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MAYBE THEY CAN HELP US EARN SOME FUCKING RESPECT! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only we could have a team of Nick Beckleys |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEN MAYBE WE COULD HOLD OUR HEADS UP AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We will make do with what weve got |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Be solid at the back and hold out for a clean sheet |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe we can hit them on the counter |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I still believe in Cosmos |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T BE LET DOWN AGAIN, BUT I GUESS NOT! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What more can the Gaffer do with you weak pussyholes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Heads will roll at the end of the season |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ill get rid of that wanker Anthony first |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HAS A FIRST TOUCH LIKE A FUCKING TRAMPOLINE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK. We still have Smiler in Centre Midfield |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What a waste of a Steve Jobs team talk |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Fly is going to destroy me when he gets hold of this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe it's time to go |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Jonjo you'll be gone first |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Put an SOS out to the Old Boys and tell them I said sorry |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And get Ray some flaming sambuca |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get Brownie on the phone.. |