Update on Prevented Planting
14,759 views • 5/21/2019
Description
Hitler reconsiders his options as the plot has thickened....
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The neighbors have planted corn here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and here, and soybeans here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our QuadTrac is stuck here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The other neighbors have worked ground |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | here and here preparing to plant |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where is our planter? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is the soybean drill available? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The planter.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The planter is still covered in mud. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the soybean drill is in the shed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you were working ground, you may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is our planter still covered in mud? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why have we not prepared the drill? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What have you been doing for the last 10 days? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know it's been raining, but we need to prepare! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I said prevent plant, not a trip to the tavern! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our neighbors are planting and we sit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our drill is still in the shed |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and our planter is covered in mud! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you were certain we would prevent plant |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That was 10 days ago! This is today! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir...the tavern was BOGO Monday. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You could have gone to the liquor store and bought a case! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Trump announced $2 a bushel! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We can plant soybeans and get paid |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | while prevent plant locks us out |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but our drill sits in the shed! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You go to the tavern for BOGO Monday... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | when the liquor store had 30 packs for 16.99 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You could have been good for a week |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But nooooooo...we waste a day in the tavern |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Call the seed dealer and exchange |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the seed corn for soybeans. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Clean the planter and ready the drill |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Get everyone working in the shop |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And even if it rains...NO tavern stops! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we need to get the excavator to pull the QuadTrac |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | out of the mud so we can prepare ground. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We need to beat the neighbors on the exchange. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or we will be swimming in a sea of soybeans |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok...he doesn't know you sold the first dime of the rally |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | A billion bushels of soybeans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And they want to pay $2 a bushel |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We plant all of it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cancel the cover crop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Switch the corn planter to soybeans and prepare to go |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 24/7 until we finish. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Buy an extra 30 pack. |