Update on Prevented Planting

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Hitler reconsiders his options as the plot has thickened....

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00:00 - 00:03The neighbors have planted corn here
00:04 - 00:05and here, and soybeans here.
00:05 - 00:07Our QuadTrac is stuck here.
00:08 - 00:12The other neighbors have worked ground
00:12 - 00:15here and here preparing to plant
00:17 - 00:19Where is our planter?
00:19 - 00:21Is the soybean drill available?
00:24 - 00:26Sir....
00:27 - 00:28The planter....
00:31 - 00:33The planter is still covered in mud.
00:34 - 00:36And the soybean drill is in the shed.
00:53 - 00:58If you were working ground, you may leave.
01:13 - 01:15Why is our planter still covered in mud?
01:15 - 01:17Why have we not prepared the drill?
01:18 - 01:23What have you been doing for the last 10 days?
01:25 - 01:28I know it's been raining, but we need to prepare!
01:29 - 01:31I said prevent plant, not a trip to the tavern!
01:31 - 01:34Our neighbors are planting and we sit!
01:34 - 01:37Our drill is still in the shed
01:37 - 01:40and our planter is covered in mud!
01:40 - 01:42But you were certain we would prevent plant
01:42 - 01:46That was 10 days ago! This is today!
01:46 - 01:48Sir...the tavern was BOGO Monday.
01:48 - 01:52You could have gone to the liquor store and bought a case!
01:53 - 01:54Trump announced $2 a bushel!
01:56 - 01:57We can plant soybeans and get paid
01:57 - 02:00while prevent plant locks us out
02:00 - 02:03but our drill sits in the shed!
02:04 - 02:08You go to the tavern for BOGO Monday...
02:08 - 02:13when the liquor store had 30 packs for 16.99
02:14 - 02:16You could have been good for a week
02:17 - 02:21But nooooooo...we waste a day in the tavern
02:27 - 02:29Call the seed dealer and exchange
02:30 - 02:34the seed corn for soybeans.
02:34 - 02:36Clean the planter and ready the drill
02:41 - 02:42Get everyone working in the shop
02:43 - 02:47And even if it rains...NO tavern stops!
02:48 - 02:53And we need to get the excavator to pull the QuadTrac
02:54 - 02:56out of the mud so we can prepare ground.
02:56 - 02:59We need to beat the neighbors on the exchange.
03:00 - 03:02or we will be swimming in a sea of soybeans
03:04 - 03:07It's ok...he doesn't know you sold the first dime of the rally
03:14 - 03:16A billion bushels of soybeans
03:19 - 03:23And they want to pay $2 a bushel
03:25 - 03:26We plant all of it
03:31 - 03:33Cancel the cover crop
03:40 - 03:46Switch the corn planter to soybeans and prepare to go
03:46 - 03:4924/7 until we finish.
03:53 - 03:56Buy an extra 30 pack.