JCBC captains meeting
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Leaked footage of JCBC Men's captain finding out about Peterhouse's Mays lineup
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We were saved from spoons last year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and now we're 9th, chasing FaT |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with Peterhouse behind us. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Peterhouse were trash last year, but they've got two lightweights now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and three in the Blue boat. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Blue boat, so they'll be busy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with Henley or something. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They, uh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They've convinced James Cracknell to row May bumps |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the blues stroke and six man too. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | LBCs, novices, coaches... get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is insane! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Were they not happy with embarrassing Oxford? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Natan should be training for the Olympics for Poland! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | surely he'd be too busy with that |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but now he's chasing us? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Since when did May bumps become the Olympics |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't these people have anything better to do than |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | crush the dreams of hard working college rowers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But what about rowing together as a crew, for fun |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They have THREE blues, and those bloody lightweights |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but we could still catch FaT before they get us |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are stupid to be so confident |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This isn't Lents anymore |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | this is the real shit, where |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we show all we've worked for, throughout the year |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | is it even worth rowing if you go down in Mays?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Training throughout the year, all the early mornings and ergs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | just to be bumped in 500m by some bloody olympians! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who cares how many times we practice our start |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | there's no way we can maintain that speed, they have Natan! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought this term would be different |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to recover from going down in Lents |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and prove we're not all choppers. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What's the use |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | CUCBC give us two boat restrictions, only rowing in daylight hours |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and Peterhouse, there whole crew has been training in Ely! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Cracknell already had the media obsessing over him for The Boat Race, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | now were going to have Daily Mail photographers crowding first post. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Does he not care at all about the MPhil?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Newnham don't have any Olympians |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Am I really getting a 2.ii for this? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why didn't we just try another sport in first year |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | like lacrosse. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A waste of my years, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | so much of Cindies unseen, VKs and Jägerbombs undrank |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | just because of that 5:30am alarm |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at least we have BCD. |