| 00:00 - 00:05 | So to start the draft, Rideout and Jaskela demand the first two picks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Right now or you're all fired!!" |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | The other GM's said "Ok go ahead" |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | A couple rounds in and Jaskela's back up, time to take some sleeper pics right? |
| 00:14 - 00:20 | He puffs his chest out and proudly says "I'll take Shane Koss" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Shane Koss!!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Koss!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He can't even do a crossover! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Or shoot! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The guys a hazard on the ice. They had to stop inviting him to the company skates |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He goes to comb his hair after the last skate |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He reaches up on the wall and grabs the hair dryer! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The hair dryer! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Like he's Vidal Sassoon! |
| 01:03 - 01:06 | Koss and Rideout both use the same hairdresser |
| 01:06 - 01:09 | And here he is trying to blowdry his hair!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And Jaskela takes this guy |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | In the early rounds! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Is he trying to lose on purpose? |
| 01:21 - 01:29 | Then he takes Kalmakoff, who isn't tall enough to ride the tea cups at Callaway Park |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Is this a hockey tournament? |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Or Disney on Ice? |
| 01:40 - 01:44 | So now, the Chapman kid is up, the guy's an absolute weapon |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Drafting a team of legends, hands down tournament favorites |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And Kushniruk looks over at his team and says |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "I think the teams are all pretty even" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Are you kidding me?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | This tournament won't even be close |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Unless Chapman's team plays blindfolded, with the wrong handed sticks |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Totally blinded |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The same way |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | O'How and Rabbit skate with the puck! |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | Then you have Rideout drafting circus clowns |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Like Greg Bland and Adrian Blazevic |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They'll have to lure Blazevic onto the ice with rock samples and isopach maps |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | He also drafted Drew Herauf? |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | Yes he drafted that dumpster fire too |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Rideout didn't think that one through |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He let a lot of people down |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They will screw up the horseshoe in warmups |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What about Hillestad's team? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | That team is an absolute train wreck, a team of misfits |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He had no idea what he was doing the whole time. Totally confused through the whole process |
| 03:09 - 03:12 | Nobody told him he was supposed to draft good players |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He got stuck with Connors |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Connors will have 50 taxi chits |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Signed with his name on them at the end of the night, so at least he's good for a laugh |
