| 00:00 - 00:03 | A quick recap of our masterplan, Jeremy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the north we say were pro-Brexit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In the south we say were anti-Brexit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are now facing |
| 00:12 - 00:14 | the least competent enemy in memory |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | and we are nearly level in the polls |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I thought I was |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | extremely popular |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeremy- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Weve detected- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Weve detected a possible flaw in the strategy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Voters think you are a bit anti-Semitic |
| 00:53 - 00:57 | Anyone who posted abuse on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube |
| 00:57 - 00:58 | leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who says Im anti-Semitic? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Its a conspiracy spread by the Jews! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Tony Blair and Chuka Umunna! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dont they know that |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I speak about the real issues |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Like trade union oppression in western Sahara |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No one else cares as much as Magic Granddad! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They just talk on and on about Brexit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jeremy, if I can explain our policy in detail- |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | What detail? |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | That crap about the customs market? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jeremy! Labour conference passed a composite motion- |
| 01:48 - 01:50 | That's enough, Starmer |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | I know it all already |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just watched two hours of RT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I know what Im up against |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | The establishment is trying to screw us |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | By talking about actual legislation |
| 02:02 - 02:03 | instead of woolly ideas |
| 02:04 - 02:06 | They want to put a Labour MP in jail |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | Just because she perverted the course of justice |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | Theyre keeping us in Opposition |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Just because we lost a general election |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's like the 1930s in here! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Does no one else realise |
| 02:20 - 02:21 | That were fighting actual fascists? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im meant to be in government |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Nationalising random stuff |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | Strolling down Downing Street |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | In a grey shellsuit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | As prime minister |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | I might learn to read an autocue |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | without just shouting continuously |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why am I behind Dont Know in the polls? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Seumas says its an unfair question. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Wait till Richard Burgons in charge, he says |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then well barely be in the margin of error. |
| 03:04 - 03:06 | It's ok |
| 03:06 - 03:07 | Hes good in general elections |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've been wondering |
| 03:19 - 03:21 | Article 50 has to be invoked now |
| 03:21 - 03:25 | I didn't say that |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | did I? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It could have sounded stupid |
| 03:40 - 03:44 | We need something really credible |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | To get us out of this bunker |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Time for the nuclear option |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Table the early day motion |
