| 00:00 - 00:03 | With Brady and Garoppolo neutralized, the Pats are down to their 3rd stringer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A rookie named Jacoby Brissett. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their backup QB? Julian Edelman! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With a short week, Belichick can't pull any tricks this time. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Gronk isn't going to be a factor for another week. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | It sounds like J.J. Watt will have a field day in Foxboro. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner Goodell. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Patriots... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Patriots completely dominated the Texans 27-0. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Texans barely crossed midfield. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who told me that Deflategate would eventually backfire, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said "Jimmy Garoppolo is the final piece!" |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "Without him, Belichick doesn't have anyone left," you said! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Gronk is injured, no Vollmer, no Lewis, no Hightower, no Garoppolo! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, and no Brady. Two years in court for that. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And $22 million dollars in legal fees! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot, and for what? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You said without Brady, Belichick would lose every game! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then, Garoppolo was Belichick's final hope! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Osweiler and the Texans were the ideal opponent to stop the Patriots. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But did they stop them? How many jet plays does Edelman need to run? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, O'Brien was trained by Belichick directly-- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think Belichick taught him how to beat himself?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "Patriots South" indeed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | O'Brien, Wilfork... double agents! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sleeper agents, waiting for THIS moment to destroy me! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Forcing me to hear "Roger, Roger, Roger" chants all 4th quarter! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | On a nationally televised game, no less! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now ESPN is going to talk about how great Belichick is for two days straight. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | /r/NFL can't take another week of this! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We used every trick on this one and the Pats won easier than ever. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We know what's going to happen with the Bills. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least we have one more game without Brady. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That means we still have a chance. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I sound like a Browns fan. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I refuse to let Belichick keep winning without any players or draft picks! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That's it, no more punting! No more special teams at all! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All these kickoffs to the 1... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No matter what I do, Belichick finds some angle. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's got like 15 guys who play nothing but special teams! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't worry, he'll injure their special teams players next. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He's going to start getting all his players back now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should let Brady come back a week early. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why not? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's old. Maybe he's rusty. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can already see Rex Ryan's dumb face spraying spittle in slow motion. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And it's not going to take 2 quarters to see it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're on to Buffalo. |
