Goodell Gets Bad News, Week 3

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Deflategate continues to deflate Herr Goodell's victory tour.


00:00 - 00:03With Brady and Garoppolo neutralized, the Pats are down to their 3rd stringer.
00:04 - 00:05A rookie named Jacoby Brissett.
00:05 - 00:07Their backup QB? Julian Edelman!
00:08 - 00:12With a short week, Belichick can't pull any tricks this time.
00:12 - 00:15And Gronk isn't going to be a factor for another week.
00:17 - 00:21It sounds like J.J. Watt will have a field day in Foxboro.
00:24 - 00:26Commissioner Goodell.
00:27 - 00:28The Patriots...
00:31 - 00:33The Patriots completely dominated the Texans 27-0.
00:34 - 00:36The Texans barely crossed midfield.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who told me that Deflategate would eventually backfire, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15You said "Jimmy Garoppolo is the final piece!"
01:15 - 01:17"Without him, Belichick doesn't have anyone left," you said!
01:18 - 01:23Gronk is injured, no Vollmer, no Lewis, no Hightower, no Garoppolo!
01:25 - 01:28Oh, and no Brady. Two years in court for that.
01:29 - 01:31And $22 million dollars in legal fees!
01:31 - 01:34Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot, and for what?
01:34 - 01:37You said without Brady, Belichick would lose every game!
01:37 - 01:40Then, Garoppolo was Belichick's final hope!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Osweiler and the Texans were the ideal opponent to stop the Patriots.
01:42 - 01:46But did they stop them? How many jet plays does Edelman need to run?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, O'Brien was trained by Belichick directly--
01:48 - 01:52You think Belichick taught him how to beat himself?!
01:53 - 01:54"Patriots South" indeed!
01:56 - 01:57O'Brien, Wilfork... double agents!
01:57 - 02:00Sleeper agents, waiting for THIS moment to destroy me!
02:00 - 02:03Forcing me to hear "Roger, Roger, Roger" chants all 4th quarter!
02:04 - 02:08On a nationally televised game, no less!
02:08 - 02:13Now ESPN is going to talk about how great Belichick is for two days straight.
02:14 - 02:16/r/NFL can't take another week of this!
02:17 - 02:21We used every trick on this one and the Pats won easier than ever.
02:27 - 02:29We know what's going to happen with the Bills.
02:30 - 02:34At least we have one more game without Brady.
02:34 - 02:36That means we still have a chance.
02:41 - 02:42I sound like a Browns fan.
02:43 - 02:47I refuse to let Belichick keep winning without any players or draft picks!
02:48 - 02:53That's it, no more punting! No more special teams at all!
02:54 - 02:56All these kickoffs to the 1...
02:56 - 02:59No matter what I do, Belichick finds some angle.
03:00 - 03:02He's got like 15 guys who play nothing but special teams!
03:04 - 03:08Don't worry, he'll injure their special teams players next.
03:14 - 03:16He's going to start getting all his players back now.
03:19 - 03:23I should let Brady come back a week early.
03:25 - 03:26Why not?
03:31 - 03:33He's old. Maybe he's rusty.
03:40 - 03:46I can already see Rex Ryan's dumb face spraying spittle in slow motion.
03:46 - 03:49And it's not going to take 2 quarters to see it.
03:53 - 03:56We're on to Buffalo.