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Hitler vs the TERFS
8,673 views • 12/19/2018
Hitler's plans for an inclusive Fourth Reich are not going well
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The TERFS are proving tougher than we expected.
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They've established a strong presence
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on every major social media platform.
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Our deplatforming campaign continues to yield good results
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but this pocket of online resistance is a major headache.
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It's OK, I've spoken to all the CEOs.
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They promised to round up the TERFs and expel them from the internet.
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That's not going to work. The CEOs have backed down.
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They say the TERFs generate huge amounts of traffic.
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Everyone is to leave the room except these trans women: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.
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How can this be happening?!
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We'e unleashed a torrent of propaganda against these TERFs!
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The public should absolutely loathe them by now!
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Yet I still see people liking their posts on Twitter...
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...and posting supportive articles on Medium.
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This is what happens when you can't control the biologists.
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They fill people's heads with science: DNA, gametes, etc.
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instead of making it all about gender, like we told them.
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My Führer, we've done our best with the 'sex is a spectrum' narrative
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Even I don't believe that bullshit! How the fuck do you expect the public to buy it?
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My Führer, it's the best we can do!
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Well it's not fucking good enough! Find a new narrative, quickly!
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We're losing ground!
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The core tenets of trans ideology are simple:
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penises are female, vaginas are male, sexuality is a choice,
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and everyone is whatever sex they claim to be!
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How the fuck can it be so difficult to make people understand this?
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The gays used to be on our side, but now they're talking about 'exclusive spaces'!
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Just when I'd finally gained access to the women's lockers!
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Do you know how awkward it is to be the only penis-haver in a roomful of bleeders?
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I had to explain about 'shrinkage.'
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It all got a bit weird. And they laughed at me!
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Women's laughter is the cruellest weapon.
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And where were you lazy bastards when all this was happening?
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Enjoying another of your endless circle jerks on Tumblr, I bet!
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Or was it Reddit this time?
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Yes, I know where you perverts all hang out.
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I've seen your pathetic, self-pitying blogs!
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It's OK, your pseudonym is safe with me.
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Now Eva Braun is talking about mastectomy.
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If she becomes a man, I'll have to become gay.
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How has it come to this?
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You realise she's a dom, and she wants me to be the bottom?
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That's going to be a rough ride, I can tell you.
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Fuck the TERFs.
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