| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the silage will start at Barretts Hill |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | On to Scoveston |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then finished |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | If there's no problems we'll be back in the yard for 21:30 |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Park up, home for supper and a beer. Jobs a good un |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Are the Massey's all ready to go? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm afraid |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Massey's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Massey's are having a few issues again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | electrics this time |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't drive a Massey get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You all said Massey were the way forward |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 3 of the bastard things and I'm dealing with this shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew I should have bought John Deeres |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those fucking tractors |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I asked you what you all thought |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Massey's are the way forward my arse |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even you said Massey Kevin and then bought a New Holland |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Keith it's a better tractor |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You Only parked it the shed overnight and the fucking windscreen shattered |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's been allright apart from that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Allright, Just allright. I expect better than just allright |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just want tractors that work |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Last month brakes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Before that hydraulics, what the fuck next |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | On top of that the warranty's out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My fucking bank account can't take anymore |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now I'm going to have to hire in the likes of Aled and Dave to pull trailers, fuck |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I really don't want them here anymore |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | On top of that I don't know how often we've had those useless fitters out |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We really need more John Deeres |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | See if I can part ex these heaps of shit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Probably not cos they're Masseys |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Anyway |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How the fuck are we going to cart silage today |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should go and buy Fastracs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I may just go and buy case |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But they're only New Hollands with fucking red paint |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Red fucking paint |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's in a bad mood, He wouldn't really buy Case |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | I suppose I could say fuck the farming and buy more lorries |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Trouble is Trogg would want the best one |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And I'll end up with a crap one |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Think someone had my pants down when I ordered the Massey's |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Never again. Not as long as I got a hole in my arse |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Kevin, Phone Brodyr Evans. |
