00:00 - 00:03 | The 12 pubs is taking place this Saturday in Dundalk |
00:03 - 00:05 | We will begin in Byrnes pub and then make our way to Kennedys |
00:05 - 00:07 | After that it is a sack race to the Wee House |
00:08 - 00:12 | The last three people have to do a penalty shot |
00:12 - 00:15 | The last two pubs are Chazzers and Mickey E's |
00:17 - 00:19 | Very Good Very Good |
00:19 - 00:21 | I will do rounds with Chrisy |
00:24 - 00:26 | Eh, Niggs... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Chrisy... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Chrisy is taking it easy this year... |
00:34 - 00:36 | He is going to help Damien Mackin with the refereing |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks Baileys is an acceptable drink at the 12 pubs, stay behind |
01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean Chrisy is taking it easy?? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The only thing Damien Mackin needs assisting with is putting rubbish in the bins in Boylesports |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who am I supposed to do rounds with now? Smiley? |
01:25 - 01:28 | His pants fall down everytime you mention the word 'penalty shot' |
01:29 - 01:31 | I am fucked!!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Chrisy was the best drinker out of all of us |
01:34 - 01:37 | Now I have to que up to the bar everytime by myself |
01:37 - 01:40 | Where is Jman till I hit him??? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Niggs, Johnny McArdle still needs a partner you can do rounds with him? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Johnny? Theres no way im doing rounds with that smelly fucker |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Johnny will turn into Rambo, it will be great craic |
01:48 - 01:52 | That snake hips cunt will have me getting sick with his double vodka rounds |
01:53 - 01:54 | And then he'll probably ditch me for CmcQ |
01:56 - 01:57 | Sean Kelly will be disgusted in me |
01:57 - 02:00 | And I was so close to joining the fundraising team |
02:00 - 02:03 | I may aswell go to fucking Culloville with Muckzer |
02:04 - 02:08 | But his woman will probably go ciko |
02:08 - 02:13 | This is going to be the worst 12 pubs yet |
02:14 - 02:16 | Im telling you if Chrisy doesnt drink |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'll become the fucking Dirt Bunny |
02:27 - 02:29 | And what happened to the Crowes Nest |
02:30 - 02:34 | Lovely pints of Carling in there |
02:34 - 02:36 | Back up pub my arse |
02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable... |
02:43 - 02:47 | That's it im leaving after 6 pubs like Pat the Rat |
02:48 - 02:53 | And then you've got the people who wont do their penalty shots |
02:54 - 02:56 | Bitch Drinkers |
02:56 - 02:59 | And then of course you've got Brucie knows |
03:00 - 03:02 | Everyone will be saying WELL WELL at me |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Brucie doesnt know anything about you |
03:14 - 03:16 | Paddy has the right idea |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll go asleep when we get to Parkes |
03:25 - 03:26 | I just hope Les is still going |
03:31 - 03:33 | And he doesnt keep picking Apple Sours for his penalty shots |
03:40 - 03:46 | The 12 pubs is my favourite day of the year |
03:46 - 03:49 | And this year is going to be shit craic |
03:53 - 03:56 | Somebody get me a flight over to Richie in Oz |