Hitler reacts to Colony fans' analyses
185 views7/30/2018
Spoilers for Colony through season 3, episode 13 (the last). It might not make much sense without the photo they are debating: https://i.imgur.com/L6dULfx.jpg (Left: actual Moon. Right: photo at IGA HQ.) The IGA is the world government.
0 Comments
Be the first to leave a comment.
▸Show captions (49)
| 00:00 - 00:03 | I will try to explain it to you in simple terms. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Amy's boyfriend was sent to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the Factory, codenamed Berlin, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | now it's a crater that looks like a pancake, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which has been confirmed by high ranking IGA sources. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Broussard wants a telescope, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but he could see the crater with his own eyes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the truth is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The truth is the crater may be on the dark side. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You failed to realize. Not our fault. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, except those in this thread and the mods. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Have any of you ever seen the Moon?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The goddamned Man in the Moon?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We all saw the IGA photo of the Moon with the new crater. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Earth-facing side. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It killed the Man in the Moon! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wanted us to be like the scientists in the SS, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the ones who designed our rockets, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but it's like you've never seen the Moon! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, the crater would not be visible. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The crater was very dark. It would have been seen if it were there. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, there are dozens of large craters. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Picture me with no moustache or Harris with a nose piercing. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Visualize! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why do you believe what people say? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The IGA tells you they lie, and yet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you eat all the garbage they feed you. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "It would be a mistake to let a crisis go to waste." |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The attack on the Factory was a false flag! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We were supposed to be the masters of propaganda. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You're more gullible than anyone I know other than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You think that's air you're breathing? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Factory wasn't even on the Moon. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We were shown that in season one. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Twinkling stars. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you not realize that Buenos Aires was also a false flag? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The whole show is one big damn false flag. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If the director had put a normal Moon... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with a big red arrow pointing at it... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you still wouldn't have gotten it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. The show's been canceled. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I tried to save Colony. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I tried to explain the science, but I'm just a Führer. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cancel... my cable. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Colony was an intelligent show, a goddamned work of art. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It will be replaced by a reality show. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Believe what you want to believe. |