Hitler reacts to Colony fans' analyses

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Spoilers for Colony through season 3, episode 13 (the last). It might not make much sense without the photo they are debating: https://i.imgur.com/L6dULfx.jpg (Left: actual Moon. Right: photo at IGA HQ.) The IGA is the world government.

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00:00 - 00:03I will try to explain it to you in simple terms.
00:04 - 00:05Amy's boyfriend was sent to
00:05 - 00:07the Factory, codenamed Berlin,
00:08 - 00:12now it's a crater that looks like a pancake,
00:12 - 00:15which has been confirmed by high ranking IGA sources.
00:17 - 00:19Broussard wants a telescope,
00:19 - 00:21but he could see the crater with his own eyes?
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28the truth is...
00:31 - 00:33The truth is the crater may be on the dark side.
00:34 - 00:36You failed to realize. Not our fault.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave, except those in this thread and the mods.
01:13 - 01:15Have any of you ever seen the Moon?!
01:15 - 01:17The goddamned Man in the Moon?!
01:18 - 01:23We all saw the IGA photo of the Moon with the new crater.
01:25 - 01:28The Earth-facing side.
01:29 - 01:31It killed the Man in the Moon!
01:31 - 01:34I wanted us to be like the scientists in the SS,
01:34 - 01:37the ones who designed our rockets,
01:37 - 01:40but it's like you've never seen the Moon!
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, the crater would not be visible.
01:42 - 01:46The crater was very dark. It would have been seen if it were there.
01:46 - 01:48My Führer, there are dozens of large craters.
01:48 - 01:52Picture me with no moustache or Harris with a nose piercing.
01:53 - 01:54Visualize!
01:56 - 01:57Why do you believe what people say?
01:57 - 02:00The IGA tells you they lie, and yet
02:00 - 02:03you eat all the garbage they feed you.
02:04 - 02:08"It would be a mistake to let a crisis go to waste."
02:08 - 02:13The attack on the Factory was a false flag!
02:14 - 02:16We were supposed to be the masters of propaganda.
02:17 - 02:21You're more gullible than anyone I know other than Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29You think that's air you're breathing?
02:30 - 02:34The Factory wasn't even on the Moon.
02:34 - 02:36We were shown that in season one.
02:41 - 02:42Twinkling stars.
02:43 - 02:47Do you not realize that Buenos Aires was also a false flag?
02:48 - 02:53The whole show is one big damn false flag.
02:54 - 02:56If the director had put a normal Moon...
02:56 - 02:59with a big red arrow pointing at it...
03:00 - 03:02you still wouldn't have gotten it!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. The show's been canceled.
03:14 - 03:16I tried to save Colony.
03:19 - 03:23I tried to explain the science, but I'm just a Führer.
03:25 - 03:26It is over.
03:31 - 03:33Cancel... my cable.
03:40 - 03:46Colony was an intelligent show, a goddamned work of art.
03:46 - 03:49It will be replaced by a reality show.
03:53 - 03:56Believe what you want to believe.