Hitler's Not Invited to the GA '76 Reunion

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Adolph Hitler learns that he is not invited to the Guardian Angels Class of 1976 8th Grade 40 Year Reunion

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00:00 - 00:03The GA Class of '76 Reunion is November 19.
00:03 - 00:05Take 696 East to the 11 Mile Road exit.
00:05 - 00:08Stay on 11 Mile for 2 miles until you reach Jefferson Avenue
00:08 - 00:12Turn left on Jefferson Avenue and Buoy 12
00:12 - 00:15will be on your left in 3/4 mile.
00:17 - 00:19I don't need directions to Buoy 12
00:19 - 00:21I'll just catch a ride with Constance.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28You're not...
00:31 - 00:33You're not invited to the GA '76 reunion.
00:34 - 00:36You didn't even go to school at GA.
00:53 - 00:58I want anyone who is attending the GA '76 reunion to leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15What do you mean I'm not invited?
01:15 - 01:17I want to go to the reunion!
01:18 - 01:23I used to hang out with those kids. I played four square on their playground, went to see Godzilla movies at the Civic.
01:25 - 01:28I ate hot fudge sundaes at Sanders and bought records at the Civic Music Shop.
01:29 - 01:31Shopped at Comic Kingdom and Lopo's.
01:31 - 01:34I even showed up for church on Easter and Christmas.
01:34 - 01:37Now they want to have a reunion without me?
01:37 - 01:40Who dropped me from the invite list, anyway?
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, the whole class said to get lost you Nazi scum
01:42 - 01:46Who are you calling scum? I'm an east sider!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, you left the east side a long time ago.
01:48 - 01:52Once an east sider, always an east sider.
01:53 - 01:54I'm a Warrior!
01:56 - 01:57I was always jealous of those GA kids
01:57 - 02:00with their pizza days, The Blue Pigs, and awesome basketball teams.
02:00 - 02:03Semany, Donahue, Linden, Dewaelsche...
02:04 - 02:08Temerowski, Van Lacken, Lombardo, Kretzschmar.
02:08 - 02:13And the girl's teams were even better! Quenneville, Lantagne, Semany, Brengman, Buyle, Veltri.
02:14 - 02:16I just wanted to be a Warrior!
02:17 - 02:21But Sr. Karen and Mr. Wiktor knew I was bad news and ran me out of town.
02:27 - 02:29No more Mr. C's Pizza or Tastee Freez.
02:30 - 02:34Now look at me...not invited to the GA '76 reunion
02:34 - 02:36I wanted to play air guitar with Gage and Klein.
02:41 - 02:42And see Randy's '72 Roadrunner.
02:43 - 02:47I wanted to see Mr. Conley, Ms. Goldino, Mrs. Schafnitz, and Mrs. David...
02:48 - 02:53...and Caroline and Julia from Florida, and Gerette from California.
02:54 - 02:56And Bob Stonehill and Joe Bolus...
02:56 - 02:59...and Sandy Fisher, Cindy Mason, and Jan Tosolt.
03:00 - 03:02Theresa Jozwiak is coming from Wisconsin!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry...I'm not invited either.
03:14 - 03:16So I guess it's over then...
03:19 - 03:23Maybe I can go deer hunting with Dan, Jim, and Leo...
03:25 - 03:26or Milroy's for dinner.
03:31 - 03:33Maybe I'll just go to the Civic for a movie
03:40 - 03:46and then shop at Pape's, Morreale's, Cunningham's, and Kowalski's.
03:46 - 03:49That will be more fun than their stupid reunion.
03:53 - 03:56GA Warriors still rock...