| 00:00 - 00:03 | You've been given an urgent removal |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see its a bit out the way |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | If anything its Erdingtons Job |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But all their crews are busy apparently |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we're the closest |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats fine, with 5 sets of Ob's |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll easily get our Tewnties in |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Twenties..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Twenties stopped last week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We'll have to have break off station |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who voted against this motion please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Break off fucking station?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I don't even have my lunch with me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | even if i did it wouldn't fit in those fucking cool boxes! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | my wife made SPAG BOL! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *Sobbing* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Next you'll be telling me they want me in a green fucking shirt |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | dressed like a fucking bin man! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They don't even fit correctly! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein purer its now policy! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Policy...fuck your policy! who's side are you on!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | When you get the right size you'll grow to like them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | whats next a free water bottle?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | oh wait no thats already happened! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | which by the way has gone missing! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but of course the AFA's haven't seen it! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | probably on Ebay with my stethoscope!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | right fuck it! you're on your Tech to Para |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You can do the fucking job you need the signatures! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Ive done my 7 week ICHD course |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | which we had to earn! not spooned fed like you wankers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Don't get me started on those Uni students |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Walking around like they own the gaff...i own this place |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could've been an ASO if i wanted.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right fuck it! ring control! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | tell them my back has gone! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i want light duties for the rest of the week! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i can take the piss as much as they can! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even better get the camera crew in |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | let the see the real shit we go out to! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok you're filming a nicer crew |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Isn't there a greggs at New Cross...? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have a free coffee on my card... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and a pastry.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no doubt the que will be ridiculous.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hit mobile achnowledged |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im surprised they haven't checked where we are anyway.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i remember the good old days... |
