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Iowa plans on making the following changes to the lineup

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They are going to pull Spencer Lees redshirt for 125

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Murin and Lugo are in works camps to get them to 133 and 141

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Somehow that maniac PDIII passed all his classes and will be at 184

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and Warner's redshirt will also be pulled for 197

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Good, that should make for a very strong team

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With those changes we should be NCAA champions this year

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Ja Mein Fuhrer

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With current point projections

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Iowa is still projected to be behind Penn State and Ohio State

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By as much as 30 or 40 points

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Only those that remember the Gable years remain. Everyone else out. 

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This is unacceptable!

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This is Iowa Wrestling we are talking about! 

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I am so sick of those 3rd and 4th place participation trophies! 

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And one year we didn't even get that, 5th place!

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behind those transfer blocking scumbags of Va Tech! 

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They fired Zalesky for this!

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Those crazy brothers are to blame!

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Head hands, head hands, how about some fucking offense!

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But we are getting out recruited, it's not fair!

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Don't talk to me about recruiting, we have the 3-ring binder now!

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but we think Penn State is cheating, I've written compliance about this

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What about tOSU, are they cheating also! 

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They've been kicking our ass as well!

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What's worse

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We have to hear from the most annoying

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fan base in all of college sports talk their shit

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If Ohio State wins the championship, God help us all

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Kyle Snyder this, and Kyle Snyder that, fuck Kyle Snyder!

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and those stupid gold chains

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and they are all have tanning beds! They look like Trump! 

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Iowa took a big risk bringing in PDIII

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He could implode at any moment and make everyone look bad

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And his father wants to fight everyone!

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What the fuck is wrong with him?

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You can't bring people like that into a program unless it's to win a championship

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When you win, people don't give a shit!

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but when you lose, you just get your balls busted

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We can't even talk shit about Andrew Long anymore!

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and he made Montell look like a choir boy!

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Don't worry Iowa will still take 4th at NCAAs

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We'll at least ISU sucks again this year. 

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They won't score much at NCAAs, even with that Orange Dresser as coach

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8 years of KJ will do that

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UNI has a decent team

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but these changes should put Iowa ahead of them

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Iowa will at least be #1 in the state

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At least we have that