The cars almost ready for you
Just the water tank to fit
We will take the A13 to Arena
Nice steady ride in the lorry
Only a few hours journey
Will be worth the round trip
for an all Granada meeting
Mein Fuhrer
Is an....
Its an all Allegro meeting
Should be 30 cars
all you people who thought is was the Granny meeting fuck off back to the yard
FUCKING ALLEGRO MEETING?
YOU BASTARDS SAID IT WAS A RWD MEETING
I WANTED FORDS FINEST
A MK 1 COUPE
NOT A FUCKING SQUARE STEERING WHEELED SHITTER
THEY ARE CRAP AND WEAK
NEVER BEEN GOOD BANGERS
BOTTOM ARMS AS SOFT AS A PENSIONERS TURD
but yours is a Vanden Plas
FUCKING GREAT! WE CAN USE THE PICNIC TABLES ON THE FRONT SEATS
its been welded up strong and had a nine hundred pound spray job
IM NOT RACING IT YOU STUPID TWAT
ID RATHER WATCH FOOTBALL
You bastards havent got a clue about bangers these days
you think a fucking ford focus is rated tin
As long as its got a MK1 steering wheel
and signwritten up its all ok
not like the old days
I used to pick up Granadas for fifty quid a go
most of the bastards were two point eights on the button
And now im to race a pissing Allegro
Im a Granada man! A Westy man! A60s!
Fucking old skool
You bunch of twats couldnt spell Westminster
you couldnt handle a fucking Maxi on shale
Tyres roped to the front,fucking dashboards still in!
two hours to build a car
no race tyres,spray jobs or fucking welding
Shove your Allegro up your arses
Dont worry my old man will follow the twat in
What happened to the big Jags and Farinas?
Slung together on the cheap
Towed there with a 16/60
You pricks build me an All Aggro
Maybe its time to give up..but..
fuck it ill race the Allegro
Make sure its got a mk1 wheel