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The cars almost ready for you

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Just the water tank to fit

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We will take the A13 to Arena

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Nice steady ride in the lorry

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Only a few hours journey

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Will be worth the round trip

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 for an all Granada meeting

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Mein Fuhrer

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Is an....

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Its an all Allegro meeting

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Should be 30 cars

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all you people who thought is was the Granny meeting fuck off back to the yard

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FUCKING ALLEGRO MEETING?

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YOU BASTARDS SAID IT WAS A RWD MEETING

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I WANTED FORDS FINEST

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A MK 1 COUPE 

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NOT A FUCKING SQUARE STEERING WHEELED SHITTER

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THEY ARE CRAP AND WEAK

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NEVER BEEN GOOD BANGERS

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BOTTOM ARMS AS SOFT AS A PENSIONERS TURD

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but yours is a Vanden Plas 

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FUCKING GREAT! WE CAN USE THE PICNIC TABLES ON THE FRONT SEATS

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its been welded up strong and had a nine hundred pound spray job

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IM NOT RACING IT YOU STUPID TWAT

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ID RATHER WATCH FOOTBALL

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You bastards havent got a clue about bangers these days

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you think a fucking ford focus is rated tin

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As long as its got a MK1 steering wheel

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and signwritten up its all ok

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not like the old days

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I used to pick up Granadas for fifty quid a go

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most of the bastards were two point eights on the button 

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And now im to race a pissing Allegro 

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Im a Granada man! A Westy man! A60s!

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Fucking old skool

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You bunch of twats couldnt spell Westminster

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you couldnt handle a fucking Maxi on shale

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Tyres roped to the front,fucking dashboards still in!

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two hours to build a car

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no race tyres,spray jobs or fucking welding

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Shove your Allegro up your arses

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Dont worry my old man will follow the twat in

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What happened to the big Jags and Farinas?

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Slung together on the cheap

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Towed there with a 16/60

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You pricks build me an All Aggro

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Maybe its time to give up..but..

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fuck it ill race the Allegro

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Make sure its got a mk1 wheel