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Associate Professor Hyatt, feedback on the Rybka/Fruit ICGA evidence is in

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People from all over the world have commented on our plan

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 to discredit four times World Champion Vasik Rajlich

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As you asked, we excluded Chris Whittington, who is based in France, from the deliberations

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But now, two times World Champion Ed Schröder has got involved

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I'm wondering, is it possible 

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they discovered the lies in our report?

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Associate Professor Hyatt ...

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Wegner ...

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They have seen through our shit report.

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We are busted.

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Get the fuck out - except Watkins, Wegner, Letouzey and Uniacke.

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??

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You say they saw through our lies?

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I told you NOT to ban Whittington from the process

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I bet it's that bastard Schröder

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Dann Corbitt too!

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I made over 8000 posts to the fucking Rybka forum!

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The fools there don't know anything

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_I_ am the GOD of computerchess

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But Bob, Crafty has a comparison of an integer to a float 0.0

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So what? I am allowed to make mistakes, no-one else is

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But Bob, they found the Fruit PST you copied

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Watkins shut the fuck up, I showed the fake code I "used" to create that PST!

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That fucker Whittington with his AFC test 

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Always talking about mobility

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all the code abstracted away

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so there was no code left to match!

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The bastards realized that we chose engines from the dark ages

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Rybka wouldn't play like them, nor would Fruit, therefore Rybka equals Fruit!

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And Jeroen Noomen, he's a goddamned book maker

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Even he can see that I lie like a rug, I'm worse than Stalin!

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That bastard Corbitt debunked my semantic equivalance

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Two difference source codes can produce the SAME assembly code

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It doesn't work on chess programs

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What you must all do now ...

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Is pretend that the Crafty evidence is the Fruit evidence

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Tell Ken Thompson he has no idea what a programming error is

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Yeah. That'll work.

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All chess programmers owe everything to me!

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They all copied Crafty.

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It's ok, he won't cluster-rape Fruit again

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David Levy has stitched me up.

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Uniacke, you stitched me up for a horses head.

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Arse.

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Nothing. Will change.

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As it is, I'm only hanging onto tenure by a thread.

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I'll never make full Professor now.

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Vasik Rajlich wins again.