The Colts are down 6 at the end 3rd quarter
but they have been playing tough
and have homefield advantage,
so a comeback isn't out of the question.
A good punt would give us the edge in field position at least.
What if Edelman just runs around everyone again?
Maybe we should try a fake punt and catch them off guard.
Mein führer...
Pagano...
Pagano tried the Swinging Gate formation.
Colt Anderson was tackled immediately and it was a turnover on downs.
Clear the room, except: Kensil, Irsay, Grigson...and Kravitz.
This was our last chance!
Goodell mangled my carefully planned Deflategate sting,
now Brady is going to go get a fifth ring for his thumb!
Why would Pagano try that on Belichick?
He probably invented the Swinging Gate play in 1974!
And they don't even line up correctly after practicing it all year.
The Colts just sucked all the air out of Lucas Oil Stadium
with the single worst play of all time!
Sir, he wasn't meant to snap the ball--the Patriots might have jumped offsides...
The entire line was off the line of scrimmage! How can you attempt to defend this garbage?!
Sir, Pagano was trying to outsmart Belichick...
Let me stop you right there, you Midwestern hillbilly in a Prius.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!
You think Belichick won 4 Super Bowls by accident?
Our only chance was to injure every left tackle on their roster
then desperately tackle Brady at his knees.
"Upchuck Pagano" couldn't coach a high school team to victory!
We only have wins because the AFC South is a dumpster fire: Texans, Titans and Jaguars?
4th quarter and we finally had a chance to beat them this time!
And Pagano pulls out a play that wouldn't work in Pop Warner against the best coach of all time?!
At least Edelman broke his pinky.
And Luck played tough with a bad shoulder.
If only they got out of his way and let him play football.
But it's too late for us now.
It's already trending on social media and that idiot Pagano is going to do a Q&A on the radio?
Well here's a question for you, genius coach of the 2014 AFC Finalists:
What is your banner going to say this time?
"Here lies Pagano's tumor, extracted from his brain and buried by the Patriots"
You beat cancer only to kill our playoff hopes in a single play!
It's ok, we didn't really have any playoff hopes.
I guess Brady got his revenge after all.
I thought... if we tried everything at once, maybe we could beat them.
But we're the Colts.
Once again, Blount ran all over us.
We need to ride this one out, until there's another Butt Fumble.
And I don't know if there is going to be another Butt Fumble.
We're stuck with "The Pagano".