WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 The Colts are down 6 at the end 3rd quarter 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 but they have been playing tough 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 and have homefield advantage, 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 so a comeback isn't out of the question. 4 00:12.990 --> 00:15.500 A good punt would give us the edge in field position at least. 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 What if Edelman just runs around everyone again? 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 Maybe we should try a fake punt and catch them off guard. 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 Mein führer... 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 Pagano... 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 Pagano tried the Swinging Gate formation. 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 Colt Anderson was tackled immediately and it was a turnover on downs. 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 Clear the room, except: Kensil, Irsay, Grigson...and Kravitz. 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 This was our last chance! 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 Goodell mangled my carefully planned Deflategate sting, 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 now Brady is going to go get a fifth ring for his thumb! 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 Why would Pagano try that on Belichick? 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 He probably invented the Swinging Gate play in 1974! 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 And they don't even line up correctly after practicing it all year. 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 The Colts just sucked all the air out of Lucas Oil Stadium 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 with the single worst play of all time! 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 Sir, he wasn't meant to snap the ball--the Patriots might have jumped offsides... 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 The entire line was off the line of scrimmage! How can you attempt to defend this garbage?! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.799 Sir, Pagano was trying to outsmart Belichick... 23 01:48.799 --> 01:52.000 Let me stop you right there, you Midwestern hillbilly in a Prius. 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 You think Belichick won 4 Super Bowls by accident? 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 Our only chance was to injure every left tackle on their roster 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 then desperately tackle Brady at his knees. 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 "Upchuck Pagano" couldn't coach a high school team to victory! 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 We only have wins because the AFC South is a dumpster fire: Texans, Titans and Jaguars? 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 4th quarter and we finally had a chance to beat them this time! 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 And Pagano pulls out a play that wouldn't work in Pop Warner against the best coach of all time?! 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 At least Edelman broke his pinky. 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 And Luck played tough with a bad shoulder. 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 If only they got out of his way and let him play football. 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 But it's too late for us now. 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 It's already trending on social media and that idiot Pagano is going to do a Q&A on the radio? 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 Well here's a question for you, genius coach of the 2014 AFC Finalists: 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 What is your banner going to say this time? 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 "Here lies Pagano's tumor, extracted from his brain and buried by the Patriots" 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 You beat cancer only to kill our playoff hopes in a single play! 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 It's ok, we didn't really have any playoff hopes. 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 I guess Brady got his revenge after all. 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 I thought... if we tried everything at once, maybe we could beat them. 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 But we're the Colts. 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 Once again, Blount ran all over us. 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 We need to ride this one out, until there's another Butt Fumble. 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 And I don't know if there is going to be another Butt Fumble. 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 We're stuck with "The Pagano".