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and the Elves sunk their Island for some reason.

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The Empire and Brettonians are gone

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Orc & Goblins didn't do anything, same with the Dwarves

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The Skaven and Chaos destroyed everything and the Lizardmen blasted off into Space

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And as I actually understand it the Old world actually blew up, exploded...

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As long as the core rules are largely unchanged I don't care

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This'll just be 9th edition, nothing more

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Mein Fuhrer

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F-Fantasy is....

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Fantasy is dead, this is the Age of Sigmar

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It's basically a skirmish game

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People who only play Warhammer 40,000... get out... this doesn't concern you

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If I wanted to play a Skirmish game I'd fucking play Warmahordes

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This is fantasy, fucking fantasy! Why is it in Space!?

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40K! 40K is all they fucking care about, I'm sick of it!

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Round bases! Individual models! It's 40 fucking K

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Who are they trying to kid!?

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Majestic armies, infantry blocks marching together!

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A world seeped in twenty eight years of lore

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Replaced by ugly and poorly designed fucking Space Marines 

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But Sir, the new models are interesting and unique

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They're fucking BLOOD ANGELS, they're not even trying to HIDE IT!

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Sir, people like Space Mari...

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Not in sword and sorcery fantasy battles you fucking idiot

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This is a slap in the face!

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Fantasy wasn't for everyone

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I understand that, but given a chance

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it was a rich and rewarding experience!

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Some armies were just utterly ignored, alienating veteran players for years!

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Bretonnians havent seen an update in rules or models in what seems like a decade

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and what's this about no fucking points values?

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Is basic arithmetic beyond the comprehension of the 40K drones they want to play this abomination?

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They've murdered the game I love.

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Warhammer Fantasy Battle is in my heart

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This new... Skirmish game is abhorrent

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I'm open to ideas, I'm not ignorant...

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But abolishing an entire game system, replacing it with a shadow of itself?

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Why not just create a new goddamn game type, like Necromunda or Mordheim?

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Instead they imitate the competition

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Well maybe I still play Fantasy because I don't like the fucking competition

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You can bet I won't be allowed to play in a Hobby Center anymore

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It's OK, we'll just play in our FLGS not GW

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I just finished a unit of 80 Sword masters...

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10,000 points of Elves, I never planned to field them all at once, it was just for fun

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It'll be eBay then

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for them and my other armies

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Those titanic battles, those abilities, spells, magic items, weapons, armour 

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You think it can be recreated with four pages of basic rules?

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I think not...